Take good care ladies and gentlemen

[Waz 4,274]

News just in, rollerblading accident.... 

[Waz 4,274]

for

[Blackmag 6,126]

I hope that lesbian that twatted in Blackpool isn't his nurse could explain his absence

 

 

Edited August 21, 2022 by Blackmag

[forest of dean redneck 11,771]

7 hours ago, Blackmag said:

I hope that lesbian that twatted in Blackpool isn't his nurse could explain his absence

 

 

Na she would never recognise him he didn’t wear his sombrero to the operation

[mushroom 13,304]

It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. 

[Greyman 29,296]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. 

Good to see your sorted mate,

[mackem 27,862]

10 minutes ago, mushroom said:

It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. 

What sort of tumour mate, you OK now, feeling better? 

[mushroom 13,304]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

What sort of tumour mate, you OK now, feeling better? 

Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. 
 

Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live

Edited September 3, 2022 by mushroom

[WILF 47,975]

Glad to hear you are on the mend mate

 

[Borr 6,571]

I read an article in the Barca times about Barcelona's famed roller blading midget and his smooth wolfhound mysteriously disappearing...feared the worst but glad you're on the mend..

[mushroom 13,304]

I’m just off to present my bare arse and the back of my sack to the nurse to have the dressing changed….. that’s worse than the fuuckin pain. Just hope my arsehole is clean

[mackem 27,862]

12 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. 
 

Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live

Pain is just weakness leaving the body

[Born Hunter 17,832]

Tomo! You can come out from hiding now..... the dog's still got an owner.

[Greyman 29,296]

26 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. 
 

Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live

If that’s a cryptic clue I’d say Arsehole  

[mushroom 13,304]

1 minute ago, Wideboy said:

Adenoma 

That sounds about right. It was in Spanish though, so I’m not certain. 

Walking about like a waddling duck that has shit itself while wearing a nappy