Take good care ladies and gentlemen

[lurcherman 887 13,099]

6 hours ago, maxhardcore said:

Just got to suck it up and hope for the best.

I was put on the back burner last February for certain symptoms that have gotten worse.

Went back docs in jan to say look I need to get to the bottom of this as Iv a 4 year old to worry about .

Ok I will book you in to see a specialist.

Few weeks later I get a letter saying Iv a fooking telephone appointment with specialist in July 2021.

Not happy I rang the docs said my piece and got the old but Covid ect ect .

I said couldn’t care less about Covid I’m not prepared to wait another 6 months after waiting a year.

Got a appointment for CT scan a month or so later .

Said you will get letter 2 weeks after scan

2 days after scan my phone rang 

Get down hospital tomorrow 11am

Got there said lung scan fine but where id complained of throat that was showing up abnormality at base of my tongue.

I said is it cancer ‘ she says 10% chance but it’s not my speciality and I’m making another appointment to see specialist in that field .

Went week gone Tuesday 

She says scan showing something that’s not how it should be and put camera down

After she said I’m happier than when I seen scan but I’m want pinpoint mri on it which is this Sunday morn 

If she not 100% happy with that it’s knocked out general anaesthetic for biopsy 

As Iv been saying the nonsense of Covid has a lot to answer for

I should of had all this done Feb - March 2020

Not April - May 2021

And if I hadn’t complained the ball wouldn’t of started rolling till July 2021

 

Covid ffs Wakey Wakey ya numb pack of c**ts on here some of yous are

Hope all good for ya n all mate

[lurcherman 887 13,099]

Any news 

[mushroom 12,902]

No results yet. I've blood tests this week. A brain scan in two weeks. Some sort of electrical probe brain test for epilepsy next week. They given me epilepsy tablets just incase, so I've not had anymore episodes. Just a case of patience what with their backlog etc I'm lucky they are rushing me through (Spanish rushing )

[king 11,972]

2 hours ago, mushroom said:

No results yet. I've blood tests this week. A brain scan in two weeks. Some sort of electrical probe brain test for epilepsy next week. They given me epilepsy tablets just incase, so I've not had anymore episodes. Just a case of patience what with their backlog etc I'm lucky they are rushing me through (Spanish rushing )

Hopefully they will pin point what's going on and sort it mate..good luck

[mushroom 12,902]

I had the epilepsy, Doc Brown head electrode thing test last week, got the results the next day... I don't have epilepsy.

 

[Ken's Deputy 4,459]

Check up from the neck up in another week then?

[low plains drifter 10,463]

4 hours ago, mushroom said:

I had the epilepsy, Doc Brown head electrode thing test last week, got the results the next day... I don't have epilepsy.

 

I see a lot of people are concerned about prince Charles's sausage fingers

Have you had the digit up the keister yet, and did you feel both hands on your hips as the medic exclaimed, ah! no fingers look, though you still felt full?

[mushroom 12,902]

8 hours ago, low plains drifter said:

I see a lot of people are concerned about prince Charles's sausage fingers

Have you had the digit up the keister yet, and did you feel both hands on your hips as the medic exclaimed, ah! no fingers look, though you still felt full?

I'll give you this... You're a funny one on a Sunday night ... I've had fingers up me arse, nurses playing with my balls and I nearly shot my bolt, when they put that bloody dildo looking echo thing up me hole (really ) I'm having to go through shit, that I could've made easier or at the very least, less stressful (hence the point of the thread (lads don't be pussies)) . . So, a pervert Dr, nobbing me on the sly is the last thing I'm worried about Tbh, I'd probably say "ok so is this a new type of test"? Gan a bit faster ya Spanish fuuck

On a serious note, I haven't told my kids nothing. No idea how to approach the subject "Ya dad is a spaz, has fits and no one knows why" What the f**k do you say? How do you broach the conversation that I'm going through weird shit that might mean the end... The eldest is 18 and still sees me as her daddy, the man that has seen her right, been there for her and guided her, she's studying right now and I'm not saying shit because I don't want to stress her out more than she is. Head fuuck! I'm gonna have a spliff and get my head down before my 11am meeting

[mushroom 12,902]

Defo shouldn't have got pished on the whisky last night.. turned into an all nighter

[low plains drifter 10,463]

2 hours ago, mushroom said:

Defo shouldn't have got pished on the whisky last night.. turned into an all nighter

Whisky?, Spliff?, No wonder you're spazzing out man

Are you roller blading an all?

[mushroom 12,902]

Had a brain scan the other day (appointment was at 3am ffs) and I get a msg a couple days later saying we need to talk about your results... in 4 weeks So I'm guessing I'm all good on the tumor front

Appreciate the well wishes etc but as I keep saying. This isn't about me it's request to all of you, about not procrastinating about health shit and get checked out

[Ken's Deputy 4,459]

[dytkos 17,784]

35 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Caring, sharing

Cheers, D.

[mushroom 12,902]

3 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

I'll go with CNUT, NOBHEAD, CHICKPEA OVER BUYING TWAT Dykt mate

Ken, choke ya b*****d and when you do it soak yasen for 24 hours

[mushroom 12,902]

update…. I’m going under the knife on Wednesday.

Fuucking bricking it doesn’t even come close. I’m fuucking shitting myself.