ArchieHood 3,692 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Bienvenido de nuevo amiguito. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,439 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Worst nightmare that can’t be nothing worse than people mucking about with your arse and sack area I bet it’s pain going to the toilet, glad your on the mend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, FLATTOP said: Worst nightmare that can’t be nothing worse than people mucking about with your arse and sack area I bet it’s pain going to the toilet, glad your on the mend Never realised taking a shit could be so much trouble 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Sure they never called you a la ameba? Fuuck me someone knows how to use Google translate Just been fingered, poked and redressed by a 23 year old, fit as fuuck nurse….. at least they didn’t sever the important nerves during the surgery Apparently arousal is normal when a fit bird is messing around with your arse 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Aye, if your a raging homopoofter maybe I said “arse” not arsehole ya dick and it was a lady nurse so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Glad your back brother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Can you count her a lady if she wearing a strapadicktome whilst performing her ‘ check up’ Mate she was cute as f**k. Poking around the wound and suddenly my man decided to stand to attention. Very hard to hide 9” of stiff cock when ya led on ya front, that shit doesn’t bend well. Had to lie on it the entire time Standing up afterwards was more embarrassing that having her poke about Disclaimer: no strapons were used in the making of my nappy Edited September 3, 2022 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, mushroom said: That sounds about right. It was in Spanish though, so I’m not certain. Walking about like a waddling duck that has shit itself while wearing a nappy What do we call you Ms,Mrs or Miss now? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, mushroom said: Mate she was cute as f**k. Poking around the wound and suddenly my man decided to stand to attention. Very hard to hide 9” of stiff cock when ya led on ya front, that shit doesn’t bend well. Had to lie on it the entire time Standing up afterwards was more embarrassing that having her poke about Disclaimer: no strapons were used in the making of my nappy Is exaggerating a side effect of the anaesthetic or have you got the metric imperial measurements mixed up , 9cm don’t want any publicising ..? Glad it all went well .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,952 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, sussex said: Is exaggerating a side effect of the anaesthetic or have you got the metric imperial measurements mixed up , 9cm don’t want any publicising ..? Glad it all went well .. I'd imagine a few birds have described him as a 9" cock.... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 Fella I worked with a couple of years back had the same, had to have the dressings changed for months. Glad your ok mate Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted September 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 13 hours ago, dytkos said: Fella I worked with a couple of years back had the same, had to have the dressings changed for months. Glad your ok mate Cheers, D. Aye it’s not nice mate but like I said and the point still stands for the reason for this thread. If you have a niggle, get to the quacks lads They found this because they were looking for something else… @TOMO it’s ok mate, come out from under the stairs, the dickhead is staying here… For now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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