kanny 21,059 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 07/08/2022 at 18:10, mushroom said: Cutting something out the size of an egg but not cancerous mate. Expand The wife nearly had a nasty accident with her love eggs too, hope they find it pall 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,079 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 11:53, Ken's Deputy said: Mush, on Thursday ..... Expand that would be an improvement.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,111 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 15:40, W. Katchum said: It’s a hamster ain’t it, you dirty Cnut been at the hamsters again Expand Gerbilling Gerbilling - Wikipedia EN.M.WIKIPEDIA.ORG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,805 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 07/08/2022 at 18:28, mushroom said: Nah, both balls and my nob… they’re making them smaller so I can fit into…. (Insert person here) Expand All the best you wee bollocks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Size of an egg? Not cancerous? Kinder makes you think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 17:21, W. Katchum said: My money deffo on some sort of rodent, these dwarves are freaks Expand But he did mention something about hiding money from the tax man last month Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Wish you a speedy recovery mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,325 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 14:16, TOMO said: that would be an improvement.... Expand I’d like to point out at this moment….. I’m a sexy muthafucka Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 18:16, Wideboy said: They must have done a PET scan and taken biopsy? They know exactly what they’re going in for. They can’t just decide to poke about when they preform s craniotomy. I worked in neurosurgery in Scotland while I lived there. The worst part will be waking up with a proper headache afterwards. It’s easy for everyone else to sit here and say you’ll be fine. Good luck Expand That'll cheer him up no end. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,281 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 speedy recovery mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,325 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 18:16, Wideboy said: They must have done a PET scan and taken biopsy? They know exactly what they’re going in for. They can’t just decide to poke about when they preform s craniotomy. I worked in neurosurgery in Scotland while I lived there. The worst part will be waking up with a proper headache afterwards. It’s easy for everyone else to sit here and say you’ll be fine. Good luck Expand All I know is the lump is next to my coxic, between my arse cheeks. They thought it was colon cancer and I’ve been through the mill. They were trying to find out why I had sciatica ffs! Like I said, the issue isn’t always where you think it is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 18:32, mushroom said: All I know is the lump is next to my coxic, between my arse cheeks. They thought it was colon cancer and I’ve been through the mill. They were trying to find out why I had sciatica ffs! Like I said, the issue isn’t always where you think it is. Expand I knew it! It's a bloody Kinder egg full of €500 notes. I hope the tax man doesn't get wind of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,325 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 18:39, Nicepix said: I knew it! It's a bloody Kinder egg full of €500 notes. I hope the tax man doesn't get wind of it Expand Hide your money Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,325 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 18:46, Wideboy said: Ffs I thought it was in your head, ya fooking fanny. Get on with it. All joking aside, Surely they took a biopsy? Expand So did everyone else! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,325 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Turns out my arse is doing the driving 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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