iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 Theres this teenager in my village, bit of a rum n but i get on with him ok, ive known him since he was a nipper, anyhow he mows folks gardens for a few quid, so i asked him do mine £20 he wants, eh, i nearly collapsed in fact im not far off now at the thoughts, so i politely told him fcuk mop, eh £20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 Anybody hear that squeaking noise . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,591 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Theres this teenager in my village, bit of a rum n but i get on with him ok, ive known him since he was a nipper, anyhow he mows folks gardens for a few quid, so i asked him do mine £20 he wants, eh, i nearly collapsed in fact im not far off now at the thoughts, so i politely told him fcuk mop, eh £20 You tight old Cnut pay him the £20. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, sid g said: how bigs your lawn Yeah. You didn't mention that it was two acres of knee deèp grass with a helping of slushy cat shit and that he had to use a shagged out push mower. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,550 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,721 Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: Fcuk him off ole yin, you be leaving soon, don’t even just let the grass grow take a few big shites in in an hopefully the cooncil man hits them with his strimmer I just had a vision of tam from still game using that haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 2,998 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 $27.41 USD. Pay the poor kid! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 The tight little fecker - if it was an old boy that I'd known since I was a kid, I'd mow it for free when I could get round to it. I don't think kids today understand the value of a good reputation. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted April 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 Bugger off ya balmy gits, ive just done it myself, the money would only have gone up his hooter anyway 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,557 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 I think we can see how the removal is going to go ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,754 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, WILF said: I think we can see how the removal is going to go ! Lol You will carry and load,drive and unload into a room of choice and it will be here yar lad £10 get ya self a drink 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted April 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 They should be paying me for choosing them, for transporting such a distinguished gentleman down south , such as i 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,150 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Jonjon79 said: The tight little fecker - if it was an old boy that I'd known since I was a kid, I'd mow it for free when I could get round to it. I don't think kids today understand the value of a good reputation. I bet you spend your weekends mowing all the local OAPs lawns for free eh 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,150 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Bugger off ya balmy gits, ive just done it myself, the money would only have gone up his hooter anyway So you was offering him a job knowing hed spend the money on drugs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,550 Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 You need to start dealing drugs, in exchange for domestic chores. It's a win win 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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