a rat for ds to start of 2008

[marko 30]

i know you are in the middle of sorting the king rat for 2008 it wont be the biggest but you have to start somewhere mate.

[clay man 0]

nice one

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

Hey, Marko; That's a bloody inspiring shot, mate!

 

Look; I'll make a genuine and concerted effort to get 2007 sorted presently. This evening. Ok? Then I'll alow my mind to wander round the ground rules for 2008. I mean, we Really Must get it sorted. Right from style of shot to SIZE of the bloody things. It's just not fair that I should have to sit here, on my painfully slow conection, waiting for entire Threads of Huge photo's to unfurl, just to wrack my brains over yet another poorly presented photo

 

But anyway; I Really Do Like that, on its back, positioning! It's a Master Stroke! See how the head's naturally back? With the straightened tail that leaves no shadow of a doubt about the exact, full size of that rat! None of this (me) sitting here with bits of wire, Stanley tapes and calculators, trying to figure out the allowance for a slightyly curled and scrunched posture. See where I'm coming from?

 

So, before anyone else starts slapping up shots of dead rats here; As said earlier and else where. If ye get a 17" + Full Body and Tail rat? Stick the f*cking thing in the freezer and wait till everything's sorted. Else ye may fall foul of what ever rules I dream up and be disqualified before we even start.

 

I'll try to make the entry rules as simple and straightforeward as I can, by the way. Less faffing about all round. It's only a bit of craic, for chrissake. No gittering prizes to be won or lost.

 

 

A second part of the 'on their backs' rule has just sprung to mind! Now we're getting somewhere!

[Guest craftycarper]

What about tree rats, do they count. Me and a friend shot this down a lane, as you can see it's a big fecker

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