£123,000,000 !

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,947]

Just spent a few minutes thinking about what I’d do . 
 

firstly I do the whole anonymous thing . I know you loose a few million but I couldn’t be arsed with the agg of endless security
 

there’s probably 10 to 15 families on this planet I care about . They’d never have to worry again about a thing . I mean that . 
 

im also not particularly proud of a few things I’ve done , I’d make that right . Nothing deep just situations where I look back and think , what did I do that for , I’d make it up in some way . 
 

id do the whole entourage bollocks , 3 or 4 great lads I know would be in and around me everyday , giving them an income . 
 

id put others trades lads I know to work . Set them up . 
 

I’d fire loads into vets charities , mental health and I’d try to do good rather than do well . 

I’d take the kids out of school and we’d hardly see the rain again . I’d give my wife the honeymoon I’ve been promising her for ten years and make it last a lifetime . 

id never ever see good people I know  go without . I’ve got two mates in wheel chairs and they’d be at the best spinal surgeons I could find . 

All those kids every so often in the paper needing life saving surgeries would be chequed out without a second thought. 

children’s hospitals , care homes , in here and Africa would be dug out blind . 

id live between here in a big f**k off Lake District gaff , listed and protected and open up an outward bound centre for inner city kids to get amongst England . 

id drive nothing ridiculous, in fact I’d find the car I took my misses out on in our first date and get it refurbished for date nights . 

id go every place I wanted to , I’d drive the a2 from Cairo to Durban , I’d go up Everest , mount mckinley and k2 . I’d-walk to Iran through the Caucasus , cycle Britain , all those things nipped . 

id sort out wilf into some sort of advisory role for cultural engagement. 

id buy max a box at stadium of light . Forever . 

id put greb through his tickets 

get mushroom stilts 

Ken would get bionic fingers . 

bird a dojo franchise 

id sponsor that fishing thing every year zzzzzzzzzhhhhhhh

me and born would be off to Sath efrica 

another lad on here would get anything he liked whenever as he’s a top charver ,

and at the end of it all , I’d look at my kids and missses , and hopefully say “ we had a good crack didn’t we “ 

 

 

 

 
 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,947]

5 hours ago, WILF said:

Me and the boy have this chat all the time, and one thing I have always said I would have if I was just filthy, unbelievably rich is have a little black midget man servant !

I have got it all worked out, I’d call him “Tonto” and every day he would have to dress in a different outfit.

So say, Monday - Spaceman, Tuesday - Admiral Nelson complete with eye patch, Wednesday - he’s be a little cowboy and so on and so forth.......then if I got bored I’d chuck him a few extra quid to do stunts like “Here, Tonto, here’s a monkey go and chuck yourself off the roof of the barn” ......that type of thing.

Be better than the telly

There’s something wrong with you , you know that 

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Get me mother back to the town where she wants to live but cant afford and sort her so she can give up work. Sort my sister a house with nice big garden for her tribe and for myself and my little lot buy a grate chunk of land build my own home on there the way I wanted it with couple custom built big sheds. Sort my bike licence. Get one of them ford ranger rapor pick ups and a harley Davidson and once I've done that few million not sure what else there is I'd want probably donate a load to children's ward at hospital and children's charities. However we all know we may get what we want but we do not have all that money as the wife has it all 

[jigsaw 11,865]

buy an old farmhouse and do it up. maybe 10 acres,become a hobbyist sheep and cattle farmer ,keep rare breeds ...cystic fibrosis and cancer charities id heavily invest in ,and take care of the family, do a few trips to places id never have a hope of seeing ,and once a months or two hire a helping hand from Pasha.co.uk....what more could a man ask for ...at 58 ,the mad ideas are dwindling ,i know my limits unfortunately lol

[lurchers 2,820]

I would buy a nice plot of land and get one of them fancy Victorian turn key builds and build a couple of bungalows or houses for my mam and dad and the wife’s dad to live next door to us.Buy our families a house each of there choice.I would keep the car I have as it’s a low mileage Skoda yeti and I like it but buy the wife a car of her choice.I would hire a mate to be my gardener and he could live on site and help a couple of charities out.I’ve always wanted to run my own kennels same as the wife so I can work for my self to keep us occupied.No fancy for abroad as I couldn’t stand the heat plus there is plenty of stunning places over here.

[gnasher16 30,121]

Never mind all that building houses and buying cars nonsense.

Any change can go to the Somalia Relief Foundation

 

[king 11,972]

10 hours ago, WILF said:

Me and the boy have this chat all the time, and one thing I have always said I would have if I was just filthy, unbelievably rich is have a little black midget man servant !

I have got it all worked out, I’d call him “Tonto” and every day he would have to dress in a different outfit.

So say, Monday - Spaceman, Tuesday - Admiral Nelson complete with eye patch, Wednesday - he’s be a little cowboy and so on and so forth.......then if I got bored I’d chuck him a few extra quid to do stunts like “Here, Tonto, here’s a monkey go and chuck yourself off the roof of the barn” ......that type of thing.

Be better than the telly

It's a shame nick nack has passed away he would be just the man for you mate..

[WILF 46,851]

Just now, king said:

It's a shame nick nack has passed away he would be just the man for you mate..

Nope, too beige !

[king 11,972]

1 minute ago, WILF said:

Nope, too beige !

Sarsons could sort that no problem..

[WILF 46,851]

 

@king This is more what I had in mind

[eastcoast 4,137]

I used to work with a bloke who wasn't exactly what we would these days call a people person. He always used to say that if he ever won the pools (pre lottery) he would buy a combine harvester and drive it up and down the A19 just to piss people off.

[jigsaw 11,865]

2 hours ago, baker boy said:

I wouldnt give a kids charity a fckn penny, not to see it all go to some fatcat CEO bastrd, I'd be down them big kids hospitals asking what machines, equipement etc they need and I'd buy it for them, cut out them fckn vultures.

bang on,same here ,i control the cash flow ,no middle man ,they tell me what they want i donate it ,no big palava ,

 

[Greb147 6,809]

Charity starts at home, if we gave money away to every poor soul we'd be skint.