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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

Did you get any nice presents mate ?. I got a new watch.  

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Where has all this naming of storms suddenly come from ?.....Storm Alex....Storm Gareth.....now im hearing its going to be a bit windy down on the South coast and Storm Kieran is being introduced what the fucks it all about 😲

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21 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Where has all this naming of storms suddenly come from ?.....Storm Alex....Storm Gareth.....now im hearing its going to be a bit windy down on the South coast and Storm Kieran is being introduced what the fucks it all about 😲

Amber alerts yellow alerts for rain  and when it's nice sunny weather the term for that is a heat bomb lol

To keep  folk fearful about the weather for some reason 🤔 

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I was driving the company vehicle today and an advert popped up on the radio about a show called survivor and a little snippet of some hysterical female screaming We’ve got this ? You’ve got what you f***ing idiot, I nearly set the airbag off 😂

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Another one i find hilarious,almost childish.......is the way they have shoe horned black people into the voicing of tv adverts ......some ghetto spade will be talking with a disgusting barely audible half yardie accent usually taking the piss out of a poor white bloke falling over or something but we're not supposed to know its a spade taking the piss out of whites because we cant see him ffs

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3 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

Where has all this naming of storms suddenly come from ?.....Storm Alex....Storm Gareth.....now im hearing its going to be a bit windy down on the South coast and Storm Kieran is being introduced what the fucks it all about 😲

Another fckn americanism

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16 minutes ago, FLATTOP said:

I was driving the company vehicle today and an advert popped up on the radio about a show called survivor and a little snippet of some hysterical female screaming We’ve got this ? You’ve got what you f***ing idiot, I nearly set the airbag off 😂

Keep calm, dude, you've got this!! 

 

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

Living my best life

 

Is that what Landrover driver are doing when they're having one life and living it?? I always think,If you're idea of living life is chugging down the road listening to your stupid nobbly tyres,freezing cold,wondering if you're gunna get another mile without breaking down then you need to get out more

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25 minutes ago, downsouth said:

Is that what Landrover driver are doing when they're having one life and living it?? I always think,If you're idea of living life is chugging down the road listening to your stupid nobbly tyres,freezing cold,wondering if you're gunna get another mile without breaking down then you need to get out more

Exactly what I think when I see one off them sad twats ,oooh have I remembered the engine hoist and all my Whitworth spanners ,slight frost there out there like knights of the road ,sad sad prkics ,one life ???? Try getting one ! 

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3 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Exactly what I think when I see one off them sad twats ,oooh have I remembered the engine hoist and all my Whitworth spanners ,slight frost there out there like knights of the road ,sad sad prkics ,one life ???? Try getting one ! 

My ex father in law had one years ago.  Swore blind it was the best car he'd ever owned.

But, he did love tinkering with it practically every day of the year!!  😄 👍

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