Pet hates.

[Bosun11 537]

Easy tigers, stay on track... Been a good thread thus far...

[mushroom 13,025]

[Qbgrey 4,096]

Trades men that wear those pathetic trousers with 200 pockets and built in knee pads. They come in the pub with 4000 pounds of tools in the pockets 

[gamerooster 1,179]

9 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Or just decent working men trying to earn a living without being attacked by tracksuit wearing poachers and thieves perhaps

They are game preservers, so preserve your game.

Poaching has gone on as long as preserving game has. If you get into the job thinking its going to be a peaceful affair then I pity you. Especially as the fines and jail sentences get steeper.

[Qbgrey 4,096]

Fell up the floor mush??? No mate no you fell down not up 

[Astanley 11,568]

Doormen don't make the rules for dress policy in pubs and clubs ,they have to explain it when refusing entry to people ,who are sometimes under the influence and tending towards the belligerent ,why on earth would you visit their house for doing a difficult job .

[Mother_Mary 844]

[kanny 20,618]

Fake watches especially on someone in a tracksuit  and stone islanders, its had its day lads .

[Welsh_red 4,649]

1 hour ago, Qbgrey said:

Trades men that wear those pathetic trousers with 200 pockets and built in knee pads. They come in the pub with 4000 pounds of tools in the pockets 

Great trousers they are , couldnt be without them 

Always take knee pads out as soon as u get in the van tho 

[DIDO.1 22,840]

17 minutes ago, kanny said:

Fake watches especially on someone in a tracksuit  and stone islanders, its had its day lads .

I quite like my fake rolex! I've never been a watch person, the only watch I've ever thought looked good was a green rolex submariner....but even if I had 16 grand I wouldn't spend it on a watch. So I've been looking for a good copy for years, I don't pretend it's real, in fact I'm proud of it being knock off. 

So if you ever see a sound looking bloke wearing a Ben sherman shirt, claret coloured gillet, cowboy hat and a knock off rolex....in a club....in pants....surrounded by fanny....come over and say hello

[Mother_Mary 844]

There’s the gillet

then there’s the claret gillet 

 

that’s next level

[DIDO.1 22,840]

My pet hate....other than tracksuits is people who call dinner lunch. And then say they are having dinner at tea time. And what the fck is supper. Once got invited to the masters house for supper....didn't know if I was supposed to go in my Jim jams for a sleep over or what

[gnasher16 30,143]

3 hours ago, Qbgrey said:

When your driving along at night and you see 25 lights. Coming at you some red, some white , some flashing. Looks like the shard on wheels. But don’t panic it’s a f***ing cyclist c**t

Who cares as long as they're not blue !

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,012]

12 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

I book about 45 as the cut off point for white trainers.....its got to then be the old Super Samba or equivalent if trainers are still to be worn.....trotters maketh the man and all that.

“Oxfords , not brogues , words to live by” 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,012]

12 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Talking of "dress codes"; I was at a funeral on Monday at a tiny pit village.

It was about a 50/50 mixture of pikeys and old miners and their families.

The dress code was remarkably similar; dealer boots, jeans, waistcoats and suit jackets and flat caps !

It was more like a party than a wake, some women even had party frocks on.

A very nice send off !

Cheers.

I once went to a Christening where a geezer turned up in a Tesco fleece . 

not bought as in had TESCO written on the back 

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