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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

Did you get any nice presents mate ?. I got a new watch.  

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24 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

People that move to an village and  before they have unpacked are on a local committee  of some sort .

Don’t get on that one all over the new school governors, local admin for rugger club on the parish council the works. Totall c**ts

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2 hours ago, Bosun11 said:

I want everyone at my funeral in head to toe black, no if's but's or fecking maybes...

Show a little respect... They can all have a great laugh and piss-up after (I hope) but the dress code is BLACK..!

?? I told my kids don’t pay for a furneral . Get a marquee up in the field dig a hole in the middle get someone in an old truck to tip me in at night playing spooky music . Backfill then bbq and party on top.

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1 hour ago, Gypsydog94 said:

People who wear a schoffel gillet non stop. Like standard fashion round my way if you think you have some affiliation to the countryside. Must admit I own one but only wear it occasionally if I’m out with the mrs as I know if I wear it to any social event 75% of attendees will be wearing one ??‍♂️

Mate, yes! Blue jeans, chelsea boots, choice of shirt and the schoffel. Like they're off a production line. 

I wear musto out of principal. :D

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15 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

Mate, yes! Blue jeans, chelsea boots, choice of shirt and the schoffel. Like they're off a production line. 

I wear musto out of principal. :D

I didn’t know Musto made leather jackets ? 
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1 minute ago, Born Hunter said:

Dress to the social occasion!

I'm clearly not in the country there am I...

That’s how you go stalking, don’t tell lies ! Lol ? 

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2 hours ago, Gypsydog94 said:

People who wear a schoffel gillet non stop. Like standard fashion round my way if you think you have some affiliation to the countryside. Must admit I own one but only wear it occasionally if I’m out with the mrs as I know if I wear it to any social event 75% of attendees will be wearing one ??‍♂️

I wear one all the time and I have the cheaper jack Pyke ones with my logo on for work. I'd say I wear one 90% of the time. But in my defence I've worn em for years since before they became popular....and in my area I've never seen anyone else wear one. 

....so in a way you could describe me as a trend setter! ??

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"Gangsters" and bare-knuckle "Fighting men"  "Building a platform" for their pod-casts, what the f**k is that all about, Ha'way man, pod-cast wars? f**k off ?

Blokes in shopping centers, with baseball caps and sunglasses plonked on the rim, even in winter, fashion accessories, you ain't fooling anyone ?

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17 hours ago, TOMO said:

c**ts that act surprised when they get turned away from our pub on a weekend cos there dressed  in tracksuit....its not a f***ing gym ....then they tell me it cost a grand...fucksake.....still not coming in 

Yes a divvy bird in a dress she payed 8 quid for from boohoo out to spend her weekly dole money is allowed in? 

The lads with the money round here wear tracksuits. Move with the times or become obsolete.

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3 hours ago, Gypsydog94 said:

People who wear a schoffel gillet non stop. Like standard fashion round my way if you think you have some affiliation to the countryside. Must admit I own one but only wear it occasionally if I’m out with the mrs as I know if I wear it to any social event 75% of attendees will be wearing one ??‍♂️

I've just had to Google that, as I didn't know what you are on about...!

I do now, cnunty looking things, for bellends who wear them leather Country (cowboy) hats... ?‍♂️?

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