Pet hates.

[Qbgrey 4,114]

2 minutes ago, TOMO said:

c**ts that act surprised when they get turned away from our pub on a weekend cos there dressed  in tracksuit....its not a f***ing gym ....then they tell me it cost a grand...fucksake.....still not coming in 

All Bulgarianed out with the shining matching set with the fuking leather across the shoulders man bag.totall helmets mate

[forest of dean redneck 11,672]

Those stick family stickers and baby on board car stickers 

People who don’t read the advert before messaging and ask questions that you already covered 

people who message is it still for sale you reply yes and that’s last you hear from them .

 

[TOMO 26,422]

dont get me started on man bags...there banned an all in our place

[forest of dean redneck 11,672]

1 minute ago, Qbgrey said:

All Bulgarianed out with the shining matching set with the fuking leather across the shoulders man bag.totall helmets mate

Those stupid Nike dealer man bags 

And teenagers  that think they are cool wearing tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks , black gloves on and the little man bag

[Qbgrey 4,114]

Just now, forest of dean redneck said:

Those stupid Nike dealer man bags 

And teenagers  that think they are cool wearing tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks , black gloves on and the little man bag

Embarrassing mate don’t forget the hessian thin arse fluff wannabe moustache 

[Qbgrey 4,114]

c**ts that step on your shoes or boots in pubs/ bars etc that’s when the fights break out

[Qbgrey 4,114]

In pub when people try and force a shot or cocktail for you. No thankyou I say . Honestly mate no tar. Na,na mate very kind but I don’t want one…….. too f**k off c**t you drink it I don’t want it

[iworkwhippets 12,628]

Ffs  ya miserable shower of cacky just listen to yourselves I've got owd Mildred in from flat 12 upstairs she said what u looking at Keith so I showed her she collapsed on all fours laughing I've had to pick her up off the deck    eh. There's more life in my local church yard ya miserable gits 

[Blackmag 6,102]

18 minutes ago, Qbgrey said:

c**ts that step on your shoes or boots in pubs/ bars etc that’s when the fights break out

Do you not check first if there not martial art black belts or special forces

Edited February 8, 2022 by Blackmag

[mushroom 13,174]

34 minutes ago, TOMO said:

c**ts that act surprised when they get turned away from our pub on a weekend cos there dressed  in tracksuit....its not a f***ing gym ....then they tell me it cost a grand...fucksake.....still not coming in 

Remember the days when you had to have pants, a shirt and shoes on or you had no chance of getting in.

29 minutes ago, TOMO said:

dont get me started on man bags...there banned an all in our place

I love my little man bag

Edited February 8, 2022 by mushroom

[Borr 6,170]

Man bags are a definite no no , and I can picture you with one.....mush

[albert64 1,882]

40 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Remember the days when you had to have pants, a shirt and shoes on or you had no chance of getting in.

I love my little man bag

Faggot

[mushroom 13,174]

1 minute ago, albert64 said:

Faggot

You wish big boy

[dytkos 17,806]

People who stop half a car length from a junction before they pull out, people who think a sign saying "Residents Parking Only" means residents of the whole of the UK. Cnuts on electric bikes who could never have peddled anywhere before.

Cheers, D.

[Jonjon79 13,358]

Charity muggers that hang around in shop doorways, watching you at the till.

 

They don't want a bit of change in a bucket anymore - there was a spikey haired dyke in the local co-op that wanted a regular direct debit for guide dogs the other day.

 .......... f**k right off - if I want to donate, I'll find you. Leave me alone to sort my shopping you rug muncher.