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People who park 3mm from your drivers door in car parks because they can’t take two seconds to straiten the motor up ! 
 

People who are trying to drive a fiat panda into a parking space like it’s a super tanker instead of just backing in and having done with it ! 
 

The bloke who pays for all his shopping…….then whips out the syndicate lottery and 5 million tickets to check while we all stand there dying of old age ! 
 

The bloke who wants to hold a full scale enquiry because the bottle of cheap wine he just bought to go home and get pissed while he lays in his own filth is £5.99 instead of £4.99 like the offer he thought he watched in the telly……here’s the quid you stinky old old c**t ! 

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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

Did you get any nice presents mate ?. I got a new watch.  

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Mate im not on that facebook but i get sent some of the stuff on there it’s ridiculous stuff like transit van seen down so and so or man seen walking malnourished dog. Then all warriors on there saying what they wouldve done just does me. 
 

also what is it with everyone bieng a dog trainer of some sort these days ?

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That reminds me aswell folk that allways whinge about having nowt and wont let there children join in on stuff at school ect that costs anything yet allways got a fag in there mouth or scragching cards when you see them.

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2 minutes ago, C.green said:

Mate im not on that facebook but i get sent some of the stuff on there it’s ridiculous stuff like transit van seen down so and so or man seen walking malnourished dog. Then all warriors on there saying what they wouldve done just does me. 

 

also what is it with everyone bieng a dog trainer of some sort these days ?

Normally some speccy no mark who wouldn’t say boo to a goose !

Don’t  even get me started on dogs, some of these people shouldn’t be allowed to own a gerbil !

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I'm with you on the 'tip workers', miserable cnuts the lot of em...

Lads who keep coursing dogs and say 'boy or boys' for every other word.

People who can't say the word 'specific' saying Pacific every time...

More to come... ?

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The smell of African sweat ! 
 

People who try and get other people “into the spirit” of things……f**k off ! 

Hedge Mumpers !

Massive boxing glove jewellery…….£19.99 from Elizabeth Duke !

People who stink of filth for no honest reason !

Birds with half chat kids who don’t look like they have had a wash for 6 months !

 

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People who dont watch or understand how important a joe rogan podcast is about chimps fighting wolves on dmt whilst watching Kanye talking about the nazis 

when you physically have to talk to someone in work and you spend the entire time thinking “I have not got one thing in common with you “ 

Liverpool fans , just f**k off , you’ve been on the lam for three decades and your saying Man Utd are a cup team on talk sport now . 
 

Anyone touching your phone , drives me insane , hate anyone except the kids touching it , it’s got f**k all to do with anyone else. Especially when driving 

speaking of which , opening a letter from the dept of transport , traffic cops in general 

subject matter experts who can tell you all about how to do something they can’t do themselves !! 

people who say let’s do this . How women talk to each other “see ya chick ! “ just f***ing get hit by a bus 
 

 

 

 

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Old c**ts who “used to be on the Kray firm”……..cabbage !

30 somethings in old London cafes ordering a “soy coffee and watermelon salad” while sporting a stupid little beard that looks like they won it out of a Christmas cracker ! 
 

When uni grads talk in that annoying Australian style inflection! 
 

People who say “like” 85,000 times in every conversation ! 

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When you clean the misses car out and a week later it looks like it’s been used to smuggle Albanians over the channel. 
 

another one I detest is seeing grown geezers fawning over attractive chicks like if opening a door or saying “here she is , troubles back “ is gonna hide that your being a snakey b*****d 

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"if that makes sense".......why the f**k is everyone dropping that phrase in sentences ...

it could be the simplest of questions ..or action ....and they say if that makes sense..... of course it makes sense your only putting the f***ing kettle on

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