Pet hates.

[Astanley 11,568]

Ffs ,reading through this ,the fishing comp must be like one long episode of 'Grumpy old men ' .

[NEWKID 27,158]

4 minutes ago, Astanley said:

Ffs ,reading through this ,the fishing comp must be like one long episode of 'Grumpy old men ' .

You've been promising a while now to show.... you'd fit right in..

[twobob 1,497]

Yep we all have the t shirt what size you wanting

[Qbgrey 4,091]

Those extendable dog leads. In the park 20 cockapoos  in a tangle at 20 Metres from thier owners .

[iworkwhippets 12,552]

Well ive just logged on cheer missen up, what a load of  miserable buggers you are, ya never hear me moaning 

[Astanley 11,568]

1 hour ago, NEWKID said:

You've been promising a while now to show.... you'd fit right in..

I will get there one day (God willing )it will be nice to meet people and bring a ray of sunshine into your otherwise drab existence.

[tatsblisters 9,729]

We have a woman manager at work who stands watching us out of a small upstairs office window i saw her last week with the phone up to her face as though she was taking pics of us all down below in the warehouse it's pissing everyone including me the lads have nick named her Mrs Tweedy off the chicken run.

[tb25 4,627]

49 minutes ago, Qbgrey said:

Those extendable dog leads. In the park 20 cockapoos  in a tangle at 20 Metres from thier owners .

Its worse then they have them on the mutts fully extended on paths near roads..

The obviously have no control

Acedent waiting to happen

[shaaark 10,777]

Lazy, slovenly c**ts that yawn when speaking on the phone!  BOOM, phone down!! 

[iworkwhippets 12,552]

4 hours ago, tatsblisters said:

We have a woman manager at work who stands watching us out of a small upstairs office window i saw her last week with the phone up to her face as though she was taking pics of us all down below in the warehouse it's pissing everyone including me the lads have nick named her Mrs Tweedy off the chicken run.

   Give her a full drop pants  MOONIE 

[lurcherman 887 13,140]

7 hours ago, Astanley said:

Ffs ,reading through this ,the fishing comp must be like one long episode of 'Grumpy old men ' .

Been three times now and it defo is !

[Qbgrey 4,091]

When people ask would you like a tea. Yes please I say. Then they ask how do u take it? No sugar please I reply. Then they say milk????ffs who the fukin grannies don’t have milk.

[Borr 6,006]

Sparky came in today with lemon tea along with a peppermint back up, had a ribbing . I was on a job and lads were on all these diets with quinoa and beetroot etc, lad kicked off shouting at them in my day was a few e's and down the pub ya nothing but fannies etc, was amusing , but I don't enjoy working with coke heads tbh, dangerous and depressing without the added measures, and me who gets pulled for 'random' drug tests lol....

[Borr 6,006]

Also I have become the quintessential grumpy b*****d of late, I have more pet hates than I have the ability to pen, it's age, pressure , disillusionment, life's perpetual grind, and maybe not being quite where I should be in life , coupled with time of year , weather and work......f*CK you world lol.....

[eastcoast 4,124]

13 hours ago, Qbgrey said:

Dogs shows. They comb the animals around 400 times then run around the show ring looking utterly stupid

That could be interpreted as a metaphor for modern life in the developed world in general. People doing pointless shit to impress other people who judge the pointless shit. 

Edited February 7, 2022 by eastcoast