Pet hates.

[shaaark 10,765]

57 minutes ago, baker boy said:

rampant homo

kin b b you've done it again!! I was just about to take a swig of my tea .  I ended up teetering around trying to balance my cup so none spilled on the floor!! Mrs says I need to get a grip!

[South hams hunter 8,922]

6 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Yes on a flat concrete path hahahahaha seen that too

it wouldnt be so bad if the 3 year old wasnt doing the same path but with more exploring than them

[DIDO.1 22,825]

2 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

going for a walk dressed like your mountaineering. we do a fair few different laps with the kids, theyre normally around 5 mile or so and the do them in wellies but youll see these people with spiked sticks, mountain boots and all the gear for an artic expedition 

When I was a nipper and keepering on the Moor I'd do 20 miles plus in my dad's donkey jacket and steel toe cap wellies. I'd be leant on a dry stone wall, 12 bore leant next to me. Or sometimes my Honda plack 90 that I'd been riding like a crosser there as well, miles from anywhere. I must of looked like something from a Lancashire version of deliverance to the walkers with all the hiking gear. I'd look at them like they were from another world and they would look at me the same

[gnasher16 30,118]

Now if we're getting onto bods off the telly that dopey little dwarf prat off the daytime quiz show.....he stands there with totally unfunny banter playing on the fact that the only funny thing about him is the way he looks.....yet as soon as i say " not that ridiculous looking midget c**t again " the ol woman says " oh dont be so cruel its not his fault "....oh for crying out loud !!!!

[South hams hunter 8,922]

3 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

When I was a nipper and keepering on the Moor I'd do 20 miles plus in my dad's donkey jacket and steel toe cap wellies. I'd be leant on a dry stone wall, 12 bore leant next to me. Or sometimes my Honda plack 90 that I'd been riding like a crosser there as well, miles from anywhere. I must of looked like something from a Lancashire version of deliverance to the walkers with all the hiking gear. I'd look at them like they were from another world and they would look at me the same

on the moor it makes abit more sense but im talking designated walking paths mate, concrete or gavel with the odd muddy patch

[DIDO.1 22,825]

2 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

on the moor it makes abit more sense but im talking designated walking paths mate, concrete or gavel with the odd muddy patch

Ohh yeah I know I see em regularly. But even on a moor do you really need the bright red anoraks and massive rucksacks? I simply can't understand why anyone would want to walk in beautiful British countryside and dress in bright coloured clothing. 

[Gav 1,708]

Them automated messages, have you pressing endless selections of numbers, then asks you to say in a few words why your calling, "to speak to someone" isn't a valid reason so after 20 mins of going all round the houses, it says "thank you for calling" an bloody hangs up..... Grrrrr

Edited March 23, 2021 by Gav

[South hams hunter 8,922]

7 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Ohh yeah I know I see em regularly. But even on a moor do you really need the bright red anoraks and massive rucksacks? I simply can't understand why anyone would want to walk in beautiful British countryside and dress in bright coloured clothing. 

oh no, i never dress bright but unfortunately the girls do

[eastcoast 4,122]

8 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Ohh yeah I know I see em regularly. But even on a moor do you really need the bright red anoraks and massive rucksacks? I simply can't understand why anyone would want to walk in beautiful British countryside and dress in bright coloured clothing. 

I was just about to write the same thing regarding bright closing. And you hear them coming long before you see them, sometimes a good thing. And ski sticks! Why? What the f**k is wrong with them?

Edited March 23, 2021 by eastcoast

[dytkos 17,793]

People pushing prams/supermarket trollies who need to have their phones surgically removed from their hands, 

Paul O'Grady, Alan Carr, The One Show, George Ezra, people who stand at the bar and order a drink and then proceed to ask the rest of their party what they want when I'm waiting for a pint, screaming children, Burnley FC, Man Utd, knuts who don't indicate, toothache, my f***ing phone that won't charge, cauliflower, sprouts, oh, and Lenny Henry  

Cheers, D.

[WILF 46,811]

29 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Now if we're getting onto bods off the telly that dopey little dwarf prat off the daytime quiz show.....he stands there with totally unfunny banter playing on the fact that the only funny thing about him is the way he looks.....yet as soon as i say " not that ridiculous looking midget c**t again " the ol woman says " oh dont be so cruel its not his fault "....oh for crying out loud !!!!

I always see my Mrs roll her eyes when UK adverts come on the telly and every bird on them is married to a wog.......there’s no white families  left in Britain you know, it’s all some blonde sort getting ridden by Jesse f***ing Jackson and a kid in every shade of brown ! 

Pilot ?.....wog

Enjoying lunch at the savoy ?.......wog

Shopping in some high class destination ?.......wog

Space man ?......wog

Captain of and ocean liner ?.....wog 

f***ing breaks me ! .......I’m sat hollering at the box and the old woman is like “why do you let it bother you?”

 

Edited March 23, 2021 by WILF

[tb25 4,627]

Woman who squirt...messy bastatds..

[South hams hunter 8,922]

3 minutes ago, tb25 said:

Woman who squirt...messy bastatds..

only fun the first few times aint it

[eastcoast 4,122]

I used to love historical documentaries on tv. They all seem to follow the same theme these days though. The great figures in history were woman and women were behind all the important historical events. I would find such programs as fascinating as ever if any logical or factual evidence were produced but it is usually a woman with an unsubstantiated theory. And if her theory is true another woman will pop onto the screen with her theory that could be substantiated if the previous theory can be proved. Yet to see any of them trying to prove that a woman was the real driving force behind the Nazi party though. No bad stuff. That was all men. b*****ds.

[keepdiggin 9,561]

Women who don’t do a think round the house and expect you to spend your wages doing the house up