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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

Did you get any nice presents mate ?. I got a new watch.  

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41 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I prefer to call it my bag (man purse is so last century) and as said… it’s a distraction ;) 

Police dogs, thieves etc.. All they get is a pepper spray bomb and a flash grenade to their boat :laugh: 

Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation..

Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a  man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it 

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1 minute ago, mel b said:

Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation..

Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a  man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it 

Mine includes the trans triangle (fuuck me laughing at the fact I even know what a trans triangle is lol) 

If I refer to said object as a satchel from now on… would that calm the waters? 
 

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6 hours ago, mushroom said:

Mine includes the trans triangle (fuuck me laughing at the fact I even know what a trans triangle is lol) 

If I refer to said object as a satchel from now on… would that calm the waters? 
 

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See , now we're moving in the right direction.  

Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .😁

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4 hours ago, mackem said:

Will you empty the bin if there's a homo-bag/purse in it?

Nope .  That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.😁 

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1 minute ago, mel b said:

Nope .  That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with Dido.😁 

That's where @DIDO.1has disappeared then?Compacted and recycled.

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3 minutes ago, mel b said:

Nope .  That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.😁 

No, it's because the lorry contained 5 lots of dildos that won't do their job. 😁

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11 hours ago, mackem said:

Will you empty the bin if there's a homo-bag/purse in it?

As long as it's in the rainbow painted, LGBT appropriate bin ,usually found on the far left of the property, 

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9 hours ago, Goly said:

No, it's because the lorry contained 5 lots of dildos that won't do their job. 😁

You aren't still upset at them for taking your bin away because you're a very naughty boy are you .😁

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