Pet hates.

[Arry 26,219]

Wifey winds me up when she answers a scam caller. She is so polite to them "sorry we don't want that or sorry we don't have Windows on our computer" while I'm shouting tell the fuckers to f**k off Lol.

Another thing why does she come into the kitchen when I'm cooking and want to load the washing machine and dish washer Lol.

Cheers Arry

[iworkwhippets 13,247]

Well our Arry, first of all i think you good lady wife answers the scam caller in a decent respectable lady like fashion, no need to be rude, as fer coming into the kitchen do ya washing, you ungrate ya nowt else, , do your own washing i say , ya miserable git,   

[WILF 51,912]

Wog security guards who can only speak pigeon English……

[Stavross 19,538]

48 minutes ago, Arry said:

Wifey winds me up when she answers a scam caller. She is so polite to them "sorry we don't want that or sorry we don't have Windows on our computer" while I'm shouting tell the fuckers to f**k off Lol.

Another thing why does she come into the kitchen when I'm cooking and want to load the washing machine and dish washer Lol.

Cheers Arry

Sounds like we are married to the same woman, mine does both them things, she even thanked one for calling ( lol )

[MH1 1,954]

43 minutes ago, WILF said:

Wog security guards who can only speak pigeon English……

 

[eastcoast 4,779]

Human Resources (HR) and Mental Health 1st Aiders (MHFA) "pulling rank" .Than they ask for assistance to prevent a man stepping off the precipice or jumping off the proverbial bridge. And to find out that their expertise consisted of given the man a verbal warning, followed by a written warning for not following company procedure in recording his absences. Inevitable I suppose when the company policy is to have 30% female workforce by 2030 when 95% of the workforce are sparks and plumbers? We need to find something for the women to do. 

[eastcoast 4,779]

The word narrative. I have no problem with the word, my pet hate is that almost every journalist or reporter uses the word in every verbal or written report now. Sport, current affairs, news, local news. Why? 

[FLATTOP 5,291]

In a loud adenoidal voice Yeh in two weeks time I’m buying a Cavapoo no it’s not a Cavapoo it’s a f***ing mongrel, overheard in a local retail this afternoon. 

[.357shooter 1,406]

Fecking memes.nobody has an original thought.meme creators just think they are so fecking clever.

[shaaark 11,670]

Hugging, for no apparent reason.

I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing.

Now every c**t is at it!!

What the f**k is all that about?!

[mel b 4,615]

47 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Hugging, for no apparent reason.

I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing.

Now every c**t is at it!!

What the f**k is all that about?!

Don't worry mate , they're just all feckin bummers.

[mushroom 14,326]

51 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Hugging, for no apparent reason.

I'm 60, and NO-ONE I grew up with hugged, it just wasn't a thing.

Now every c**t is at it!!

What the f**k is all that about?!

It’s a normal thing here in Spain amongst friends. Like I’ve said before, it just rubs off on you and it ends up becoming second nature. Used to drive me mad for the first couple of years though.

[Pardus 1,616]

People sharing their fake pet hates.

[shaaark 11,670]

People that have 101 fake usernames on here, that keep getting banned, but are still desperate to get back on, create a 'new' username, and try to continue to ruin every thread. 

[Pardus 1,616]

People that pull people with a fact about a boxers weight only to be completely wrong and instead of admitting they were wrong slink off never to be seen again.