Pet hates.

[mushroom 13,193]

20 hours ago, waltjnr said:

Prick teens ,worse if older ,with those shitty little bags over their shoulder! Clutch bag if your a bitch ? Gay as fuk ,grown men on those electric scooters ,really?? Usually with gay bag ,hood up! Lip fillers ??? Soppy bitches ,you look shite ! 

I have a man purse but I wear it at an acceptable length  

[mackem 27,066]

I remember getting a bit of stick for getting my feet "mapped" but.......

3 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I have a man purse .....

Is something I would never admit to (I haven't got one,I have pockets).

[mushroom 13,193]

5 minutes ago, mackem said:

I remember getting a bit of stick for getting my feet "mapped" but.......

Is something I would never admit to (I haven't got one,I have pockets).

Need something to throw for the police dogs when on my twinkle toes  

[mackem 27,066]

2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Need something to throw for the police dogs when on my twinkle toes  

If it's an LV or Gucci you deserve to be caught and savaged by the dogs,lol.

[mushroom 13,193]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

If it's an LV or Gucci you deserve to be caught and savaged by the dogs,lol.

Non branded. Wouldn’t want them tracing the purchase now would we  

[mackem 27,066]

15 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I have a man purse 

Please tell me you don't wear sliders with it mush......please?

[mushroom 13,193]

Just now, mackem said:

Please tell me you don't wear sliders with it mush......please?

No….. flip flops and no socks for me. I’m not a monster ffs lol

[mackem 27,066]

Just now, mushroom said:

No….. flip flops and no socks for me. I’m not a monster ffs lol

Thank goodness,your reputation is restored and your off the euthanasia list,lol.

[mushroom 13,193]

Just now, mackem said:

Thank goodness,your reputation is restored and your off the euthanasia list,lol.

Phew! 
 

Maybe I’ll get my pension soon then  

Fuucking scrounging numpties who want a public pension and benefits at 40!

[waltjnr 6,943]

Sliders ???!!!! I give up ! Oooh are you a " roadman???" Or some cock coming out a shite gym ,getting into a focus ST that goes pop pop ,back to your slags flat to look after rocco the half chat from her previous, big Tyrone, shite scared of rocky the xxxxl bullshite  in a cage next next to the gas fire ? 

[mel b 2,632]

3 hours ago, mushroom said:

I have a man purse but I wear it at an acceptable length  

A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???.

You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down.

Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay .

For fucks sake mush .

[mushroom 13,193]

7 minutes ago, mel b said:

A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???.

You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down.

Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay .

For fucks sake mush .

I prefer to call it my bag (man purse is so last century) and as said… it’s a distraction  

Police dogs, thieves etc.. All they get is a pepper spray bomb and a flash grenade to their boat  

[waltjnr 6,943]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

I prefer to call it my bag (man purse is so last century) and as said… it’s a distraction  

Police dogs, thieves etc.. All they get is a pepper spray bomb and a flash grenade to their boat  

What's the distraction? As if a midget on Rollerblades isn't unforgettable, the purse ,thunder flashes ,smell of tabasco, is that it ?? 

[gnasher16 30,279]

Groups of black lads bowling up in a pub drinking coca cola screaming out at the footie on telly like their lives depended on it........blacks dont go to pubs as a rule and the amount of them you see inside London football grounds you can count on your thumbs......yet Arsenal on telly and they all turn into superfans !

[mushroom 13,193]

1 minute ago, waltjnr said:

What's the distraction? As if a midget on Rollerblades isn't unforgettable, the purse ,thunder flashes ,smell of tabasco, is that it ?? 

I’m guessing you’ve not been CS gassed or had a flash bang go off near you