Pet hates.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,875]

7 minutes ago, Goly said:

1. I always do, and one piece of plastic that wasn't even off us had theirs head about to explode, thinking outside the box isn't their forte, I took said plastic out but they wasn't having it.

2. Feck me, they have tried to refuse people's bins just because the lid is slightly ajar, they deserve criticism, our council tax bills are rising and they want to do less.

These must have been a gang of queers because after the bin went flying through the air and in to the back of the wagon they decided their round was done for the day, after I followed them through several set of red lights I got my bin back. I expected to get blacklisted but apart from a letter off the council and a message from a police officer, funnily enough they have been as good as gold.

Made no odds to me, because if they refused to take bins they would have been dumped at the local council. Truth be told, I'll be known as the Daddy to all bin men!  

You lot these days couldn't hold a candle to my old crew.

 

 

We’re you Benard ? 

[Goly 74]

3 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

We’re you Benard ? 

I'm a good lad I am.

Edited yesterday at 19:25 by Goly

[mel b 2,382]

47 minutes ago, Goly said:

1. I always do, and one piece of plastic that wasn't even off us had theirs head about to explode, thinking outside the box isn't their forte, I took said plastic out but they wasn't having it.

2. Feck me, they have tried to refuse people's bins just because the lid is slightly ajar, they deserve criticism, our council tax bills are rising and they want to do less. I wouldn't pay the cnuts in washers.

These must have been a gang of queers because after the bin went flying through the air and in to the back of the wagon they decided their round was done for the day, after I followed them through several set of red lights I got my bin back. I expected to get blacklisted but apart from a letter off the council and a message from a police officer, funnily enough they have been as good as gold.

Made no odds to me, because if they refused to take bins they would have been dumped at the local council. Truth be told, I'll be known as the Daddy to all bin men!  

You lot these days couldn't hold a candle to my old crew. 

 

 

Oh for fucks sake dude, you chased the bin lorry ???.  They must have been absolutely pissing themselves laughing at you. 

You do realise that you're the absolute laughing stock of the depot now don't you ? , and that hundreds of people are laughing at you.

You do realise that every bin crew and recycling crew will be sniggering at you for years to come . They'll be saying to each other " that's him , don't let him see you laughing" .

Please don't give them a Christmas tip . You've already given them more than enough.

[Goly 74]

8 minutes ago, mel b said:

Oh for fucks sake dude, you chased the bin lorry ???.  They must have been absolutely pissing themselves laughing at you. 

You do realise that you're the absolute laughing stock of the depot now don't you ? , and that hundreds of people are laughing at you.

You do realise that every bin crew and recycling crew will be sniggering at you for years to come . They'll be saying to each other " that's him , don't let him see you laughing" .

Please don't give them a Christmas tip . You've already given them more than enough.

Tbf they looked like scolded little boys after a telling off from daddy.

Can't believe they actually ran through several red lights, they have got to be the softest of all council workers.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,875]

1 hour ago, Goly said:

1. I always do, and one piece of plastic that wasn't even off us had theirs head about to explode, thinking outside the box isn't their forte, I took said plastic out but they wasn't having it.

2. Feck me, they have tried to refuse people's bins just because the lid is slightly ajar, they deserve criticism, our council tax bills are rising and they want to do less. I wouldn't pay the cnuts in washers.

These must have been a gang of queers because after the bin went flying through the air and in to the back of the wagon they decided their round was done for the day, after I followed them through several set of red lights I got my bin back. I expected to get blacklisted but apart from a letter off the council and a message from a police officer, funnily enough they have been as good as gold.

Made no odds to me, because if they refused to take bins they would have been dumped at the local council. Truth be told, I'll be known as the Daddy to all bin men!  

You lot these days couldn't hold a candle to my old crew. 

 

 

Watched that again  over lockdown 

a good tv show that 

[mel b 2,382]

1 minute ago, Goly said:

Tbf they looked like scolded little boys after a telling off from daddy.

Can't believe they actually ran through several red lights, they have got to be the softest of all council workers.

Oh dude .  No they didn't,  they were giving you the come on you fool , they were just playing rope a dope with you , and you were daft enough to fall for it. 

Honestly mate , I'm not taking the piss now . You made their day .

If they had thought that you were even the slightest threat , the police would have been at your house , and you'd be taking your own rubbish to the tip for the next year or so .

You know when that waste care manager was typing up that letter you received.   They will have all been in the office , crying with laughter as he typed it , and telling the story about the red faced fool that threw his teddy out of the pram.

[Goly 74]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

Oh dude .  No they didn't,  they were giving you the come on you fool , they were just playing rope a dope with you , and you were daft enough to fall for it. 

Honestly mate , I'm not taking the piss now . You made their day .

If they had thought that you were even the slightest threat , the police would have been at your house , and you'd be taking your own rubbish to the tip for the next year or so .

You know when that waste care manager was typing up that letter you received.   They will have all been in the office , crying with laughter as he typed it , and telling the story about the red faced fool that threw his teddy out of the pram.

It was you wasn't it? 

I've got plenty of wrapping paper going in the bin, I want you here sharpish on Friday, forgive me if there's traces of plastic in there, I don't want you pulling your back emptying it.

Well, I had a message off a police officer so they must have been petrified, all because I wanted my blue bin back. You just can't get the staff these days, rodney gits.

[mel b 2,382]

2 minutes ago, Goly said:

It was you wasn't it? 

I've got plenty of wrapping paper going in the bin, I want you here sharpish on Friday, forgive me if there's traces of plastic in there, I don't want you pulling your back emptying it.

Well, I had a message off a police officer so they must have been petrified, all because I wanted my blue bin back. You just can't get the staff these days, rodney gits.

You must be able to see what I'm saying dude .

I must confess , that I've roped a dope on more than one occasion over the years ( its a boring and thankless job , and you do anything for a bit of amusement), as soon as someone starts getting shouty , you know youve got them well and truly hooked ( you were a world record catch), but this is honestly the first time that I've ever seen the other side of the coin .

My new years resolution,  will be not to do it ever again , honest .

[Goly 74]

17 minutes ago, mel b said:

You must be able to see what I'm saying dude .

I must confess , that I've roped a dope on more than one occasion over the years ( its a boring and thankless job , and you do anything for a bit of amusement), as soon as someone starts getting shouty , you know youve got them well and truly hooked ( you were a world record catch), but this is honestly the first time that I've ever seen the other side of the coin .

My new years resolution,  will be not to do it ever again , honest .

I didn't get shouty, I asked the jobsworth politely and he wasn't having it so I did the job he should have.

You won't get any tips from me until you start doing your job properly, I know a bin lid slightly ajar is enough to upset any man but the public pay a lot of money for your services, must do better.

[lurcherman 887 13,129]

Bin men don’t get tips anymore because they are hated miserable unhelpful c**ts, round here there’s one that eats the fruit and veg out the green bin seen him do it with my own eyes and said to the other Worker did he just eat that? He said yeah he takes the potatoes home and eats the fruit.. 

 

contaminated the neighbours bin a few times and wasn’t took  

[mel b 2,382]

3 minutes ago, Goly said:

I didn't get shouty, I asked the jobsworth politely and he wasn't having it so I did the job he should have.

You won't get any tips from me until you start doing your job properly, I know a bin lid slightly ajar is enough to upset any man but the public pay a lot of money for your services, must do better.

Hang on a minute .

They looked like scolded kids .

You threw your bin in the back of the lorry .

You chased them through three reds lights.

We're you miming your outrage ?.

[Goly 74]

Just now, lurcherman 887 said:

Bin men don’t get tips anymore because they are hated miserable unhelpful c**ts, round here there’s one that eats the fruit and veg out the green bin seen him do it with my own eyes and said to the other Worker did he just eat that? He said yeah he takes the potatoes home and eats the fruit.. 

 

contaminated the neighbours bin a few times and wasn’t took  

Perks of the job, they are despised worse than traffic wardens are bin men. Hahahaha

[lurcherman 887 13,129]

2 minutes ago, Goly said:

Perks of the job, they are despised worse than traffic wardens are bin men. Hahahaha

They are here, my bro in law had row with em over same shit, and they all lied in court that he called one of them a “monkey” 

Got done for racial abuse or some shit. 
they didn’t take my old man’s plastic bin the other day because a lid was on a container.. old man said c**t had his arm down to the shoulder to find it. 

[Goly 74]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

Hang on a minute .

They looked like scolded kids .

You threw your bin in the back of the lorry .

You chased them through three reds lights.

We're you miming your outrage ?.

Well yes, the jobsworth lazy twats wouldn't take the bin because of a bit of plastic in a blue bin that's full of plastic, even after I took the plastic out. When the bin landed in the back of the wagon I knew it was going back to the depot and I'd have to front the cost, so I jumped in to my work van to retrieve my bin but instead of going on to the next street, being the useless gits they are they must have used that as an excuse to sack the rest of the shift off, so they headed back to the depot and realised I was following them and they went through several set of red lights before they got boxed in and i jumped out and got my bin back out, not my proudest of moments but I don't work my arse off, away from home, pay thousands of pounds a year to the council for you useless twats to do anything but do your fecking job! 

And Merry Christmas to you mate, love ya.

[mel b 2,382]

4 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Bin men don’t get tips anymore because they are hated miserable unhelpful c**ts, round here there’s one that eats the fruit and veg out the green bin seen him do it with my own eyes and said to the other Worker did he just eat that? He said yeah he takes the potatoes home and eats the fruit.. 

 

contaminated the neighbours bin a few times and wasn’t took  

I dunno about the tips around your way , but I split the tips for my crew today , and we had £460 each ( some crews had considerably more this year).

I don't really drink these days , so I gave most of the booze and chocolates away that I was given , all I've kept is a pack of cider , a pack of lager ( for visitors ), and one bottle of scotch , to put in my tea when I get a cold.

I used to have a loader that would take fresh fruit and veg from the green bins . He was a freegan , and everything he owned , clothes , computer , phone , pushbike , all came from skips at the back of a shopping centre. He had dreadlocks with pigeon rings as beads . He used to catch the pigeons on the balcony of his flat , and eat them .