Pet hates.

[shaaark 10,753]

c**ts that steal food from your plate, maybe a chip, for example, and think it's OK and funny to be a 'cheeky chappie'!!!

PRICKS!!!

[Francie, 2,195]

f***ing parents that are useless at football shouting an roaring at there 789 year olds waines on the pitch,an shouting st ref,f***ing wankers

[Francie, 2,195]

Also parents discussing at the sideline during the match what there waine shoulda coulda woulda done,f**k up you absolute tit

[gnasher16 30,118]

Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " 

[WILF 46,811]

10 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " 

Blimey, you charmer…..it’s like listening to the plot of a George Cloony movie ! Lol 

[forest of dean redneck 11,598]

People that overtake on a uphill 2 lane  then just seem to slow down and drive at same speed as the car they are alongside , so then the carriageway goes back to single lane and your stuck behind the vehicle .

People that bang their brakes on at 30 signs but 100yards up the road they are doing 40 while still in the 30 zone .

[Arry 21,820]

1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said:

People that overtake on a uphill 2 lane  then just seem to slow down and drive at same speed as the car they are alongside , so then the carriageway goes back to single lane and your stuck behind the vehicle .

People that bang their brakes on at 30 signs but 100yards up the road they are doing 40 while still in the 30 zone .

The One's I call 40's drive 40mph in a 70 limit and 40 in a 30 limit.

Cheers Arry

Edited March 11 by Arry

[keepdiggin 9,561]

On 09/03/2024 at 22:25, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Taylor swift 

rated as a feminist icon , absolute slosh pot , been shoved more times than a Chinese fire door

sick to death of her average fizzock staring out from every nfl game highlights, over celebrating her fellas every touch . Boring middle of the road bint who if it wasnt for her pushy parents would be sat in the tills in walmart in middle of butt f**k nowhere . 
 

bang average 

Take it she’s not on your play list mate?

[shaaark 10,753]

10 hours ago, Francie, said:

f***ing parents that are useless at football shouting an roaring at there 789 year olds waines on the pitch,an shouting 

Kin el, Francie, methusella's offspring?! 

[keepdiggin 9,561]

11 hours ago, Francie, said:

Also parents discussing at the sideline during the match what there waine shoulda coulda woulda done,f**k up you absolute tit

You a manager for a kids team?

[FLATTOP 4,451]

Crumpets that take a lot longer to do than toast in a toaster and then after two goes of cooking them come out so f***ing hot you can’t handle them, crumpet makers misguided fuckers…..

[forest of dean redneck 11,598]

5 hours ago, Arry said:

The One's I call 40's drive 40mph in a 70 limit and 40 in a 30 limit.

Cheers Arry

Oh yeah had a few of them it’s like the throttle is worn so it set at that speed

[shaaark 10,753]

1 hour ago, FLATTOP said:

Crumpets that take a lot longer to do than toast in a toaster and then after two goes of cooking them come out so f***ing hot you can’t handle them, crumpet makers misguided fuckers…..

Exactly the same thinking as me, mate, exactly!!  Did just that this morning!!

[Francie, 2,195]

7 hours ago, keepdiggin said:

You a manager for a kids team?

Yes keepdiggin u13,I hear an see some amount of ejits at the matchs mate,just let the waines play an enjoy it

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,905]

18 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

Mental case women in their 40's/50's who you havent seen for a while that walk into a boozer greeting you with a big kiss and hug having just had f**k knows how much £££'s worth of facelift/surgery/lip pumping shit that has made them look like an out of space alien......expecting you to carry on like nothings happened and copping the hump when you say " what the f**k have you done to yourself you lunatic " 

I can’t think of anything better than an older bird , keeping herself in trim , and having her confidence tweaked with a bit of laughter line removal and collagen assistance .