Jonjon79 13,358 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 People that indicate at the last second on a roundabout then honk their horn at me when I'm half round it. Wankers! They're brave in their car but, they didn't expect me to come to a full stop on the roundabout and get out of the works van tonight. Cnts wouldn't stick their fingers up and, soon shit their pants when I was stood at their fkn window. Go and roll your leased motor you peasant arseholes 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,115 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 People with curly hair. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 When people lie to fit in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,522 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Scamming Asian's that ring you up called Robert Willson. Always told to f**k off. What gets me as well is the wife say's I shouldn't talk to them like that. Cheers Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Arry said: Scamming Asian's that ring you up called Robert Willson. Always told to f**k off. What gets me as well is the wife say's I shouldn't talk to them like that. Cheers Arry Noooooo, be nice to them. It's great fun. I had the first one for ages this morning. I managed to string him along for about half an hour before I told him that I'd died in the crash that they wanted to help me claim for . Apparently I'm a "bloody barsteward " 2 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,522 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 minute ago, mel b said: Noooooo, be nice to them. It's great fun. I had the first one for ages this morning. I managed to string him along for about half an hour before I told him that I'd died in the crash that they wanted to help me claim for . Apparently I'm a "bloody barsteward " I have done that when I'm bored. " its about your Windows" Whats wrong with my Widows I cleaned them yesterday. "No no not those Windows its your computer Windows" I cant find the window on my computer. And so it go's on till in the end they say who owns the computer? I answer my Dad the phone goes dead. Lol Or I get fed up of stringing them along and say f**k Off I have a Mac. Phone goes dead. Cheers Arry 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,708 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Happy, chirpy, cheerful c**ts, that are happy, chirpy and cheerful all the f****n time, for NO APPARENT REASON!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Arry said: I have done that when I'm bored. " its about your Windows" Whats wrong with my Widows I cleaned them yesterday. "No no not those Windows its your computer Windows" I cant find the window on my computer. And so it go's on till in the end they say who owns the computer? I answer my Dad the phone goes dead. Lol Or I get fed up of stringing them along and say f**k Off I have a Mac. Phone goes dead. Cheers Arry I've had them on for several hours . I'd tell them that I'm taking the call on the toilet , and tell them that I'm constipated and make straining noises , and I've even told them that I'm laying in the bath, and I'm touching myself. They're so desperate to scam you out of money , that they'll just keep talking to you. I used to get really fed up of them , until I joined the 419baiters site , and learned how to play them . The way I look at it is , it's great entertainment, and it's free , and while they're making me chuckle , they aren't scamming an old person out of their life savings 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Arry said: I have done that when I'm bored. " its about your Windows" Whats wrong with my Widows I cleaned them yesterday. "No no not those Windows its your computer Windows" I cant find the window on my computer. And so it go's on till in the end they say who owns the computer? I answer my Dad the phone goes dead. Lol Or I get fed up of stringing them along and say f**k Off I have a Mac. Phone goes dead. Cheers Arry Whenever I've had the computer scam , I've managed to string them along for about an hour before I go " oh , you mean I have to turn the computer on ". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,522 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, shaaark said: Happy, chirpy, cheerful c**ts, that are happy, chirpy and cheerful all the f****n time, for NO APPARENT REASON!! Wifey is keen on that celebrity get me out of here there a Sam Thompson on there f**k me he would wind me right up. He's like a manic 5 year old leaping on people bouncing around like a monkey on speed. Cheers Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,642 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Arry said: Wifey is keen on that celebrity get me out of here there a Sam Thompson on there f**k me he would wind me right up. He's like a manic 5 year old leaping on people bouncing around like a monkey on speed. Cheers Arry Complete waste of oxygen, pretty much like the rest of them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,708 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 24 minutes ago, Arry said: Wifey is keen on that celebrity get me out of here there a Sam Thompson on there f**k me he would wind me right up. He's like a manic 5 year old leaping on people bouncing around like a monkey on speed. Cheers Arry I gave you a laughing emoji for that, Arry, don't even know who Sam Thompson is!! Lol. We don't watch any of those jungle mullarkeys lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Went shit when lola from bellenders left no show scene this year f****n woke brigade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 “Sliding into someone’s DMs” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,153 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 I thought this thread would have some legs, what with all the moany old gits on here. Me included, although I am becoming more laid back as I mature. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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