Gypsydog94 4,561 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: All the new excavators/diggers on site use it now...ball ache tbh...you put diesel in an empty adblue jack that aint washed out tidy...and im told,it fucks up the older motors Are tractors used to have it best £500 spent mapping it out 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 13 minutes ago, FLATTOP said: Ad-blue funny enough the Rangers got that as well horrible smelly stuff spill it on your boots or clothes and you smell like a pigs cocked his leg up you Adblue is also a very good weedkiller mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,407 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, king said: Adblue is also a very good weedkiller mate.. Didn’t know that nice to know it’s good for something 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,086 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car literally stopped in it’s tracks, jarred me neck and threw anything not glued down into the front.can’t even run someone over nowadays it’s not on . 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, FLATTOP said: Didn’t know that nice to know it’s good for something It's a load of nonsense mate it's about 30% urea which you know is piss and 60% odd deionized water..who ever invented that must be laughing lol.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,646 Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 People in the check out line who smell of stale piss with a box of jacobs cream crackers and 3 bottles of the cheapest whisky they can find…..like they only went in for crackers and “just happened” upon the whisky when they are clearly a stinking f***ing piss head who will be passed out in the chair later and depositing the best part of the nights shopping into their trousers which they ain’t washed for about 6 moon ! Dirty b*****ds ! 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 Working in retail. It was a good job when I started - I was a store manager for 15 years but, the place soon filled with area managers and directors that should have been drowned. They favoured shitty meetings that took way too long to discuss stuff like 'staff development plans' and 'periodic team reviews' - the only people that liked stuff like 'if it's to be it's up to me' and 'team work makes the dream work' was the brown nosers and, there's plenty of those. When I started it was about making a good profit, taking care of your staff, getting a good reputation among your customers and, earning your bonus. I'm so glad that I gave them shit before I changed career. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 Wanky companies that do those staff meeting events. One that I remember told us to pull off as much toilet roll that we normally wipe our arse with. Then they went round the room and told everyone to state as many facts about ourselves as squares of bog roll we had. They thought it was a funny ice breaker for the group until I twice told the pillocks that I like to wipe my arse with 2 bits of shit roll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,341 Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 Litter and fly tipping. Proper makes my blood boil. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,046 Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 On 04/11/2023 at 20:27, Qbgrey said: That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car literally stopped in it’s tracks, jarred me neck and threw anything not glued down into the front.can’t even run someone over nowadays it’s not on . f****n thing does my head in its normally the first thing i do is turn that off what sort of " safety " feature would jerk the steering wheel around in your hand when you are trying to avoid parked cars !! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRUEBRIT66 1,510 Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 On 04/11/2023 at 20:49, WILF said: People in the check out line who smell of stale piss with a box of jacobs cream crackers and 3 bottles of the cheapest whisky they can find…..like they only went in for crackers and “just happened” upon the whisky when they are clearly a stinking f***ing piss head who will be passed out in the chair later and depositing the best part of the nights shopping into their trousers which they ain’t washed for about 6 moon ! Dirty b*****ds ! Thats bang out of order they may have mental health issues. My pet hate is people who blame everything on mental health issues. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,921 Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 People over using their brakes; take your foot of the accelerator and the car will slow enough or braking because there's an on coming car in its own lane Courier drivers blocking roads and thinking hazards mean they can stop anywhere for as long as need be. Bus drivers thinking that the indicator means they can just pull out People pulling out infront of me when there's space behind and then going 10mph slower than I was 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,921 Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Parents who throw autism/ adhd around as a trophy for privilege or as an excuse for everything. People that put the fact they have a disability on a.sticker on there car, you've got a blue badge no need to put it on the back of the car while you drive around ... f***ing tools Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,766 Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Women who fart if a women farts it should be a little squeakt one followed by .."ohh excuse me ...i will just go and powder my nose" a manly fart is a joy to behold and is usually accomanied by roars of encouragement and waves of applause..... women should know their place...and should not attempt in any event a raucous fart...it is simply not a feminin thing to do 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,646 Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 56 minutes ago, South hams hunter said: Parents who throw autism/ adhd around as a trophy for privilege or as an excuse for everything. People that put the fact they have a disability on a.sticker on there car, you've got a blue badge no need to put it on the back of the car while you drive around ... f***ing tools It’s one of those unless you know, you don’t know jobs mate but autism is an excuse for someone not being able to cope with ordinary, everyday things in exactly the same way as having 1 leg is an excuse for not making the final of the Olympic 100m Just throwing that out there 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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