Pet hates.

[ditchman 2,759]

Women who fart....(they should do it in secret)

Men are the only animal that has a liecence to fart.....it is gained after years of finely turning their anus muscle....so "at will"....they can produce a wide range of noises....from a girly squeak (almost at the same frequency as a sonic cleaner)....to a fruity deep throated roar of dominance.........

[eastcoast 4,113]

7 hours ago, mackem said:

Went into two stores yesterday,both selling Christmas decorations,and got an advanced Halloween party to attend this weekend,there’s a time and a season for everything.

I was in Stevenage 3 weeks ago for a family funeral and stayed in a pub, the Green Man, and they had a Christmas tree. Fully decorated. I did ask why, thinking it may be a quirky thing that they do all year round, but no, it was the 2023 Christmas tree. And it had a very strong smell of onions. Discovered the next morning that it was surrounded by fields of onions.

[mackem 26,253]

2 minutes ago, eastcoast said:

I was in Stevenage 3 weeks ago for a family funeral and stayed in a pub, the Green Man, and they had a Christmas tree. Fully decorated. I did ask why, thinking it may be a quirky thing that they do all year round, but no, it was the 2023 Christmas tree. And it had a very strong smell of onions. Discovered the next morning that it was surrounded by fields of onions.

Philippines puts their Christmas trees up in September,they start celebrating Christmas in what they call the ‘Ber months.

[eastcoast 4,113]

20 minutes ago, mackem said:

Philippines puts their Christmas trees up in September,they start celebrating Christmas in what they call the ‘Ber months.

Whatever makes people happy. Bah humbug!  

[shaaark 10,704]

8 hours ago, ditchman said:

people that call you "Chap"

I hear you, brother. 

[shaaark 10,704]

My bad.   

[Daniel cain 45,106]

3 hours ago, South hams hunter said:

I've multiple times reminded people in lanes that are driving down the middle that it's 50/50; had a row with a bloke in an Aston Martin once and he told me his car  out x amount so he shouldnt have to risk scratching it... well mine was 800 so f**k off or I'll write em both off and walk home 

A man after my own heartWas out checking earths once , Had some chocolate  boy in a brand-new grand Cherokee hit a banking and slide into me in the snow,when I was pulled over stationery in a passing spotall his airbags deployed,bumper off and snapped strut arm turned out it was his father in laws and he and the girlfriend had a few too many I was in an escort van (paid £300 for it)...he asked for my insurance details...got offended when me and my mate laughed at him and said its knock for knock Love told him,we off to weight the van in...and drove off laughing our cocks off

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,700]

5 hours ago, mC HULL said:

60 miles a day id walk ffs lol

Have a good look at yourself you buffoon 

 

[mC HULL 12,237]

29 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Have a good look at yourself you buffoon 

 

lol 

60 mile a day ain’t living in ya motor and i’m a buffoon lol 

done 300 mile today 

 

if i was  driving country lanes that are 60 and some drip was doing 40 id be up his arse  flashing and giving him the wanker as i went passed lol we can’t all be a dolly daydream stiff 

Edited October 12, 2023 by mC HULL

[Arry 21,460]

8 hours ago, mC HULL said:

lol 

60 mile a day ain’t living in ya motor and i’m a buffoon lol 

done 300 mile today 

 

if i was  driving country lanes that are 60 and some drip was doing 40 id be up his arse  flashing and giving him the wanker as i went passed lol we can’t all be a dolly daydream stiff 

You would be doing 20mph if you came up behind me in a country lane at over 40mph flashing you light beeping horn etc because you cant pass in a single track country lane. The more inpatient somebody gets six inches from my bumper the slower I would go Lol.

Cheers Arry

[WILF 46,638]

9 hours ago, mC HULL said:

lol 

60 mile a day ain’t living in ya motor and i’m a buffoon lol 

done 300 mile today 

 

if i was  driving country lanes that are 60 and some drip was doing 40 id be up his arse  flashing and giving him the wanker as i went passed lol we can’t all be a dolly daydream stiff 

 

[FOXHUNTER 5,021]

Wankers who park their motors in inconsiderate places so you have to stop for oncoming traffic. 

[mC HULL 12,237]

1 hour ago, Arry said:

You would be doing 20mph if you came up behind me in a country lane at over 40mph flashing you light beeping horn etc because you cant pass in a single track country lane. The more inpatient somebody gets six inches from my bumper the slower I would go Lol.

Cheers Arry

very very few single track country lanes up this way arry 

[NEWKID 27,108]

51 minutes ago, WILF said:

 

Was waiting and you didn't disappoint! lol

[NEWKID 27,108]

35 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

very very few single track country lanes up this way arry 

Loads down here, plus thousands of tourists in summer who struggle with them... even had a guest coming to our cottages who turned the car on its roof in the lane coming up to us, f**k knows how!!