keepdiggin 9,559 Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, WILF said: In fairness, “can I ride your Mrs” would make anyone think twice ! Lol wouldn’t touch the mess with yours Wilfred 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,086 Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 C…..s that get to Heathrow in December flying to a hot place wearing flip flops, vest and sunglasses 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,874 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Fat, sweaty cnuts on the metro leg spreading into my space…. And that’s just the women! I’m f***ing sat next to one right now while typing this. Ugly, fat cnut is proper winding me up, keeps leaning here elephant leg against mine 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,874 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Oh and she’s wearing those black leggings that are far too small and stretch so much her fuucking flesh is protruding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,046 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, mushroom said: Fat, sweaty cnuts on the metro leg spreading into my space…. And that’s just the women! I’m f***ing sat next to one right now while typing this. Ugly, fat cnut is proper winding me up, keeps leaning here elephant leg against mine f**k off you've already asked her out....and she said no... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,874 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, TOMO said: f**k off you've already asked her out....and she said no... Not this one mate and besides…… you’ve seen at least one of my exes….. this girl would of made ten of her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,046 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Another driving one ive never quite understood,why do some lorry drivers flash you once you've already overtaken them.....i get it when they do it with other lorries but whats to be gained doing it to a car thats going much faster than the lorry is going.....weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 People that stop on a roundabout to check it’s clear which it was but by the time they stop and look a dozen fukcing cars are coming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,667 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 People who slam on when light goes to Amber and their only 3 fckn feet off it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil r 1,844 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 6 hours ago, socks said: People that stop on a roundabout to check it’s clear which it was but by the time they stop and look a dozen fukcing cars are coming. They are the same people who slow to less than walking pace when turning off anywhere and also anchor on every time a car passes on the other side of the road when it’s dark 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Blokes who use a bad back as an a excuse to get out a good days graft when it's obvious there's f**k all wrong em. Team work....they wouldn't no what the f****r means...lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,700 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Rudeness in shops from assistants , stood airing for then to finish chit chat with a colleague , being polite and getting monosyllabic responses back with no courtesy . dulls me in , recently started taking great Karen style pleasure of asking for my money back now when it happens . Especially in coffee places when waiting , in Kent stood for ten mins to get served , ordered politely and waited 15 to have it made as I watched internet food orders being processed and a discussion about the previous shifts shenanigans 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 When people don't wipe their feet coming into my house,specially on wet day's it boils my piss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,328 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: When people don't wipe their feet coming into my house,specially on wet day's it boils my piss Next time some cunnt does that, be sure to make them a big dirty steaming cup of tea with your boiled piss 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 minute ago, low plains drifter said: Next time some cunnt does that, be sure to make them a big dirty steaming cup of tea with your boiled piss Stink the house out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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