Welsh_red 4,629 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 19 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Gonna revisit this “Tickle my hair as I watch love island “ how about you give me a nosh whilst I watch heat ? f**k off you dingler. following on from that , grown men watching love island . Get a f***ing grip of your mindset in life scruffy b*****ds who make scenes at every opportunity they have , actually I quite like that kind of liability in public scenarios and awkward scenarios so scratch that . the celebration of abject mediocrity as prime time television is f***ing deluded. when your arguing with someone and they mimic your voice . I f***ing hate that . Drives me insane . What a film heat is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,671 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Gonna revisit this “Tickle my hair as I watch love island “ how about you give me a nosh whilst I watch heat ? f**k off you dingler. following on from that , grown men watching love island . Get a f***ing grip of your mindset in life scruffy b*****ds who make scenes at every opportunity they have , actually I quite like that kind of liability in public scenarios and awkward scenarios so scratch that . the celebration of abject mediocrity as prime time television is f***ing deluded. when your arguing with someone and they mimic your voice . I f***ing hate that . Drives me insane . W’s f***ing boyfriend watches Love island the fat little nerd !……He has a PHD in something immense and I have to do mental exercises to stop myself forcing his head down the toilet when he visits……it’s not the done thing with your daughters boyfriend apparently ! Last time he was here he was in the front room saying “Oh, thanks so much for everything guys, it been amazing, thanks guys”…….I couldn’t help myself and said “Stop arse licking Colin” (his names Keiran !) Izzy however has no such reservations and bluntly said “f**k off you little queer, I’m talking to my sister !” Lol Edited July 26, 2022 by WILF 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,823 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Seagulls, especially on a caravan roof at 4 am.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil r 1,844 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Non drivers telling you it’s ok to park in places that are liable to see you get a ticket or clamped . People who wear the chav uniform of black Nikes and tracky bottoms , bubble jackets zipped up with the hoods up when it’s cracking the flags and top the look of with an handbag and talk with that stupid accent 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,543 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Borr said: Seagulls, especially on a caravan roof at 4 am.... Best entertainment going is to throw food on the static that’s kept you awake either coming in late making racket or partying Late at night . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Anything on the motorway with a foreign number plate - especially French or Polish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,823 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Best entertainment going is to throw food on the static that’s kept you awake either coming in late making racket or partying Late at night . On that note , was kept awake the other night base reverberating through van, was raining I went out twice couldn't tell where it was coming from, 2 am it stopped. Saw security following night said I can have that again. Said they had multiple complaints, was a house outside of park so a one off apparently, I was envisioning dragging a static off its stand lol. But the gull one would've provided some joy... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 hours ago, WILF said: W’s f***ing boyfriend watches Love island the fat little nerd !……He has a PHD in something immense and I have to do mental exercises to stop myself forcing his head down the toilet when he visits……it’s not the done thing with your daughters boyfriend apparently ! Last time he was here he was in the front room saying “Oh, thanks so much for everything guys, it been amazing, thanks guys”…….I couldn’t help myself and said “Stop arse licking Colin” (his names Keiran !) Izzy however has no such reservations and bluntly said “f**k off you little queer, I’m talking to my sister !” Lol must confess to doing the wrong name thing with my daughters boyfriend when we first met... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,407 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 It’s probably been said but I couldn’t be bothered to check 45 pages of moaning good effort by the way lads, but fat c**ts in mobility scooters who are only in the scooter because their fat which by remaining in the scooter their gonna get fatter sad lazy b*****ds. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,136 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Waiting around for some tired cnut to open up in the mornings,so I can craic on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) being woken up in a morning by some over enthusiastic contractor wanting to get on........ Edited July 26, 2022 by TOMO 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,136 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 33 minutes ago, TOMO said: being woken up in a morning by some over enthusiastic contractor wanting to get on........ sat here comfort eating, until someone arrives 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 you love the gregs DC..LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,136 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, TOMO said: you love the gregs DC..LOL it's all vegan this,soy that down here, students ville..can't wait to get back up the valleys... plenty of greasy spoons then 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,559 Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 People who say happy heavenly birthday on Facebook just to beg likes 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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