Pet hates.

[chartpolski 23,215]

People talking like p***y's when the most time they've spent in a caravan is a week at Butlins when they were kids

Cheers.

[tatsblisters 9,479]

Punctuality gave a lad i work with some earache for being late for work ffs we dont start wile 14.00 some of the excuses he gave were funny though.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,703]

When your channel hopping in the sofa with the misses , flicking through all the shite and you get into the documentary channels , pow there it is , some scenic part of the world f****d by some 90 ft triple fanged soulless snake  

“oh lets watch this ? “ 

how about I plant that telly over your swede and you can wake up thinking about the millions of times I’ve said In the 11 years we’ve been together that I can’t stand f***ing snakes . Get f****d . 

[saluki bouy 683]

On 19/04/2022 at 09:04, tatsblisters said:

Punctuality gave a lad i work with some earache for being late for work ffs we dont start wile 14.00 some of the excuses he gave were funny though.

Best one I heard of a coworker whilst getting dropped of “won’t be in the morn tam…. I’ve a headache coming on”

[eastcoast 4,115]

The TV programme Loose Women. How I came to be watching it is a mystery, according to the TV schedule Football Focus should have been on but by the time I turned it off I was sure that I had been watching Loose Women. Oh and wind chimes. Actually I don't think it will be long before we start to see and hear massive wind chimes hanging in the stands at football grounds up and down the country. Love a nice wind chime women do.

[lurcherman 887 13,089]

On 17/04/2022 at 21:55, mackem said:

5 bags, no one says bags of sand nowadays except mockneys

5 quid round ere 

[mackem 26,260]

1 minute ago, lurcherman 887 said:

5 quid round ere 

Yup, we say quid as well, West London. 

[Nicepix 5,650]

Journalists asking me questions. I expect them to know more about things than me, but they frame every fecking headline as a question.

[waltjnr 6,630]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Yup, we say quid as well, West London. 

Jack's 

[waltjnr 6,630]

Arm chair sport experts ,chat shite ,then off to change a boiler ,paint a wall ,sign on ,but could manage chelsea ,coach fury 

[Qbgrey 4,086]

Lorry drivers!! Turn up and chat totall shite cause they been in the cab all lonely for hours. Experts on everything and tell you how they drive thier lorries ffs like it’s the hardest job in the world.

[waltjnr 6,630]

7 minutes ago, Qbgrey said:

Lorry drivers!! Turn up and chat totall shite cause they been in the cab all lonely for hours. Experts on everything and tell you how they drive thier lorries ffs like it’s the hardest job in the world.

Restraining teenage hitchhikers, and not spilling your coffee is tricky !! 

[gnasher16 30,046]

Talking of lorry drivers and pet hates.........what is it with lorry drivers on motorways who flash you to come into the near lane when you're already past them and no other car is behind you,like you're supposed to say " thanks i could never have made that manoeuvre without you ".......f****n idiots are they just being pricks or is it some sort of road etiquette i dont know about.

Edited April 24, 2022 by gnasher16

[Jonjon79 13,358]

7 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Talking of lorry drivers and pet hates.........what is it with lorry drivers on motorways who flash you to come into the near lane when you're already past them and no other car is behind you,like you're supposed to say " thanks i could never have made that manoeuvre without you ".......f****n idiots are they just being pricks or is it some sort of road etiquette i dont know about.

They don't usually flash cars, it's normally done to let another lorry know when it's safe to pull back in after overtaking.

[gnasher16 30,046]

27 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

They don't usually flash cars, it's normally done to let another lorry know when it's safe to pull back in after overtaking.

Nope im talking about cars......other lorries yeah i get it down to their length....but a car thats already passed....what difference does it make to them.