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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

Did you get any nice presents mate ?. I got a new watch.  

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White trabs can be ok with shorts in summer, provided the shoe is a classic (Adidas) ya ain't got some 'cnuty' sock hanging out the top of em ?‍♂️

I'd add that some of the newer style platform fashion trabs look pure shite on anyone, old or fecking young..!! ?

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9 minutes ago, WILF said:

I’m down with all of that except the white trainers bit !…..blokes who ware black trainers drink cider by war memorials on weekdays ! Lol 

I book about 45 as the cut off point for white trainers.....its got to then be the old Super Samba or equivalent if trainers are still to be worn.....trotters maketh the man and all that.

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Talking of "dress codes"; I was at a funeral on Monday at a tiny pit village.

It was about a 50/50 mixture of pikeys and old miners and their families.

The dress code was remarkably similar; dealer boots, jeans, waistcoats and suit jackets and flat caps !

It was more like a party than a wake, some women even had party frocks on.

A very nice send off !

Cheers.

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You should see the middle age men who inhabit our local Lidl. Long greasy hair and unkemp beard, fleece jogging bottoms, a T Shirt they bought at a pop concert in the 70's and is now three sizes too small and Crocs.  Their wives are the same except for the beards and Crocs. They wear slippers to shop in. Dirty, lazy barstewards! 

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2 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Talking of "dress codes"; I was at a funeral on Monday at a tiny pit village.

It was about a 50/50 mixture of pikeys and old miners and their families.

The dress code was remarkably similar; dealer boots, jeans, waistcoats and suit jackets and flat caps !

It was more like a party than a wake, some women even had party frocks on.

A very nice send off !

Cheers.

See, now I find that strange.

Its the same over here, nobody dresses up or wares black at a funeral except the family !……you see blokes in wellies and high viz jackets and all sorts, it’s a totally alien notion to me.

I was always bought up that it’s black suit and tie and white shirt for funerals, I’d feel weird if I went in my every day togs.

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8 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

I book about 45 as the cut off point for white trainers.....its got to then be the old Super Samba or equivalent if trainers are still to be worn.....trotters maketh the man and all that.

They have to be very plain and understated that’s for sure mate, I can’t get my head round older blokes cutting about in these things that look like a bouncy castle !

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5 minutes ago, WILF said:

See, now I find that strange.

Its the same over here, nobody dresses up or wares black at a funeral except the family !……you see blokes in wellies and high viz jackets and all sorts, it’s a totally alien notion to me.

I was always bought up that it’s black suit and tie and white shirt for funerals, I’d feel weird if I went in my every day togs.

I want everyone at my funeral in head to toe black, no if's but's or fecking maybes...

Show a little respect... They can all have a great laugh and piss-up after (I hope) but the dress code is BLACK..!

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2 minutes ago, Bosun11 said:

I want everyone at my funeral in head toe 'black', no if's but's or fecking maybes...

Show a little respect... They can all have a great laugh and piss-up after (I hope) but the dress code is BLACK..!

Spot on pal ?

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13 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

I book about 45 as the cut off point for white trainers.....its got to then be the old Super Samba or equivalent if trainers are still to be worn.....trotters maketh the man and all that.

Hark at me on about dress codes i leave the house looking like Scooby f****n Doo most days ?

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9 minutes ago, WILF said:

See, now I find that strange.

Its the same over here, nobody dresses up or wares black at a funeral except the family !……you see blokes in wellies and high viz jackets and all sorts, it’s a totally alien notion to me.

I was always bought up that it’s black suit and tie and white shirt for funerals, I’d feel weird if I went in my every day togs.

I'm the same, I've got my wedding suit and shoes and my funeral suit and shoes in the wardrobe.

I only went to the wake at this funeral, so dressed casual but respectful.

I would have looked like a tally man or some sort of official to the mourners if I'd gone in full funeral garb ! ?

Cheers.

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1 minute ago, gnasher16 said:

Hark at me on about dress codes i leave the house looking like Scooby f****n Doo most days ?

? ? Yeah, same as that, I spend my days covered in mud now !…..got clobber in the wardrobe that ain’t seen the light of day in 7 years !

I only get to dress like a human being when I visit England and have my feet firmly back on concrete ! Lol 

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