NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Phone call last week , 260 miles away “Kids have broke the telly , will a 59 inch fit in the alcove ?” i don’t know . measure it. “I told you last week , I’m not trained in measuring “ could throw her off a bridge I've said it before, I'm sure my wife is related to yours, long lost sister perhaps?? One that does me with her, ill drop her to the shops... we're travelling for 10 minutes, we get there and then she starts f***ing about with her bag, rummaging around in the glove box etc.... cars beeping at us to move.. I'm like get the f**k out you've had all journey to prepare... then we have a row cause I'm aggro... Generally getting ready... I'm sure it's done to piss me off... the whole wardrobe on the floor, bags and shoes everywhere...and her threatening to not go as she doesn't like anything... then I kick off cause we,ll be late (again) and have a row cause I'm aggro.. 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,604 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, tb25 said: I think sometimes Keith mate..myself included is we don't what we have till we lose it. very true mate, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,096 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, tb25 said: Propper pissers me off mate. She's a strong woman but seriously over sexed so it's my only way 2 piss her off.lol mine has f****d a few motors up I can tell you all dear motors too.I just got her a new one so she won’t be long in trashing that too no dout Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,087 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Ponce’s !…….those horrible fuckers who are always after a freebie out of anyone, even total strangers or “friends or family” that always phone you up on the borrow !…….normally starts with 3 minutes of absolute bollocks small talk before they get to the inevitable “Here, you wouldn’t happen to have…….” Which they know full well you have because they were round the week previous eyeballing it ! Buy your own kit you tight c**t ! 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,618 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 People that don’t indicate at roundabouts or junctions do your just sat there as they turn off thanks wanker I could of gone then !! The shitty gold coloured with red fake gem eyed clown or dolls necklace that women thankfully don’t seem to wear now . men with bun style hairdos Lycra clad cyclists beggars asking for change while drinking alcohol at 10 am I can’t afford to drink all day piss off . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,030 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 26 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I've said it before, I'm sure my wife is related to yours, long lost sister perhaps?? One that does me with her, ill drop her to the shops... we're travelling for 10 minutes, we get there and then she starts f***ing about with her bag, rummaging around in the glove box etc.... cars beeping at us to move.. I'm like get the f**k out you've had all journey to prepare... then we have a row cause I'm aggro... Generally getting ready... I'm sure it's done to piss me off... the whole wardrobe on the floor, bags and shoes everywhere...and her threatening to not go as she doesn't like anything... then I kick off cause we,ll be late (again) and have a row cause I'm aggro.. Oh God yes. She puts war paint on to go for a fuucking coffee It’s got to the point if we’re going out I wait until she’s ready, then jump in the shower and start getting myself done. Guaranteed I’ll be ready and she’s still mucking about. Thought you said you were ready? Drives me mad, have to bite the tongue though or just end up with ag. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 minute ago, mushroom said: Oh God yes. She puts war paint on to go for a fuucking coffee It’s got to the point if we’re going out I wait until she’s ready, then jump in the shower and start getting myself done. Guaranteed I’ll be ready and she’s still mucking about. Thought you said you were ready? Drives me mad, have to bite the tongue though or just end up with ag. .. exactly the same...I wait until she is dressed, full make up, hair done..then get ready whilst she "sorts out her bag"... what the f**k do you need in a bag for a night out!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, WILF said: Ponce’s !…….those horrible fuckers who are always after a freebie out of anyone, even total strangers or “friends or family” that always phone you up on the borrow !…….normally starts with 3 minutes of absolute bollocks small talk before they get to the inevitable “Here, you wouldn’t happen to have…….” Which they know full well you have because they were round the week previous eyeballing it ! Buy your own kit you tight c**t ! As we have always had a van or 2 around us for work, its amazing how many mates you have when they are moving, doing a dump run etc... not heard a peep out of them for years then a 20 minute "catch up call" before they hit you with..."have you still got a van....oh great....can I borrow it on Saturday"... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,019 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 33 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I've said it before, I'm sure my wife is related to yours, long lost sister perhaps?? One that does me with her, ill drop her to the shops... we're travelling for 10 minutes, we get there and then she starts f***ing about with her bag, rummaging around in the glove box etc.... cars beeping at us to move.. I'm like get the f**k out you've had all journey to prepare... then we have a row cause I'm aggro... Generally getting ready... I'm sure it's done to piss me off... the whole wardrobe on the floor, bags and shoes everywhere...and her threatening to not go as she doesn't like anything... then I kick off cause we,ll be late (again) and have a row cause I'm aggro.. Don’t . We rarely go out together , I spend most of the night sorting her mess away when she does . hair dye on the sink , bath, floor , fake tan on the duvet , “bring me up a wkd “ f***ing drives me spare . she came home once with 5 dresses to choose from for a night out “I just panicked and bought them all” Drives me f***ing mental. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,096 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 People at weddings that as soon as the buffers open they are usain bolting it up to the plates , grabbing food like it’s thier last meal, piling it up like the Eiffel tower spilling it all on the floor on the way back to thier seat 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,236 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: People at weddings that as soon as the buffers open they are usain bolting it up to the plates , grabbing food like it’s thier last meal, piling it up like the Eiffel tower spilling it all on the floor on the way back to thier seat 1 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: People at weddings that as soon as the buffers open they are usain bolting it up to the plates , grabbing food like it’s thier last meal, piling it up like the Eiffel tower spilling it all on the floor on the way back to thier seat Was at my cousins daughters wedding in the summer, the day do in the football club ..we had a packet of crisps for starters, I shit you not...it was brilliant... choice of sandwiches for main... i sent a pic to Socks as he reckons the valleys is the roughest for a wedding do...this was up there!! Lol To add, the crisps were served in the bag on a plate.... culinary masterpiece!! Lol Edited February 8, 2022 by NEWKID 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Was they good crisps tickled me that Walkers ready salted mate... I swapped with the wife for cheese and onion... we both got what we wanted, so decent really lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Was they good crisps tickled me that I actually laughed thinking about it again... was with my bro, sister in law and wife, we were crying...it was a moment... lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,030 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Being dragged around IKEA, Primark, H&M or anything of the like. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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