WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 People who park 3mm from your drivers door in car parks because they can’t take two seconds to straiten the motor up ! People who are trying to drive a fiat panda into a parking space like it’s a super tanker instead of just backing in and having done with it ! The bloke who pays for all his shopping…….then whips out the syndicate lottery and 5 million tickets to check while we all stand there dying of old age ! The bloke who wants to hold a full scale enquiry because the bottle of cheap wine he just bought to go home and get pissed while he lays in his own filth is £5.99 instead of £4.99 like the offer he thought he watched in the telly……here’s the quid you stinky old old c**t ! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C.green 3,231 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Mate im not on that facebook but i get sent some of the stuff on there it’s ridiculous stuff like transit van seen down so and so or man seen walking malnourished dog. Then all warriors on there saying what they wouldve done just does me. also what is it with everyone bieng a dog trainer of some sort these days ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C.green 3,231 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 That reminds me aswell folk that allways whinge about having nowt and wont let there children join in on stuff at school ect that costs anything yet allways got a fag in there mouth or scragching cards when you see them. 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, C.green said: Mate im not on that facebook but i get sent some of the stuff on there it’s ridiculous stuff like transit van seen down so and so or man seen walking malnourished dog. Then all warriors on there saying what they wouldve done just does me. also what is it with everyone bieng a dog trainer of some sort these days ? Normally some speccy no mark who wouldn’t say boo to a goose ! Don’t even get me started on dogs, some of these people shouldn’t be allowed to own a gerbil ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 I'm with you on the 'tip workers', miserable cnuts the lot of em... Lads who keep coursing dogs and say 'boy or boys' for every other word. People who can't say the word 'specific' saying Pacific every time... More to come... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Patuli oil stench on people over 25 ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 (edited) The smell of African sweat ! People who try and get other people “into the spirit” of things……f**k off ! Hedge Mumpers ! Massive boxing glove jewellery…….£19.99 from Elizabeth Duke ! People who stink of filth for no honest reason ! Birds with half chat kids who don’t look like they have had a wash for 6 months ! Edited February 8, 2022 by WILF 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,926 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 People who dont watch or understand how important a joe rogan podcast is about chimps fighting wolves on dmt whilst watching Kanye talking about the nazis when you physically have to talk to someone in work and you spend the entire time thinking “I have not got one thing in common with you “ Liverpool fans , just f**k off , you’ve been on the lam for three decades and your saying Man Utd are a cup team on talk sport now . Anyone touching your phone , drives me insane , hate anyone except the kids touching it , it’s got f**k all to do with anyone else. Especially when driving speaking of which , opening a letter from the dept of transport , traffic cops in general subject matter experts who can tell you all about how to do something they can’t do themselves !! people who say let’s do this . How women talk to each other “see ya chick ! “ just f***ing get hit by a bus 2 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Bus drivers who can’t drive a bus ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Men who say hun... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,811 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Old c**ts who “used to be on the Kray firm”……..cabbage ! 30 somethings in old London cafes ordering a “soy coffee and watermelon salad” while sporting a stupid little beard that looks like they won it out of a Christmas cracker ! When uni grads talk in that annoying Australian style inflection! People who say “like” 85,000 times in every conversation ! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,926 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Cabbage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,926 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 When you clean the misses car out and a week later it looks like it’s been used to smuggle Albanians over the channel. another one I detest is seeing grown geezers fawning over attractive chicks like if opening a door or saying “here she is , troubles back “ is gonna hide that your being a snakey b*****d 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,175 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 "if that makes sense".......why the f**k is everyone dropping that phrase in sentences ... it could be the simplest of questions ..or action ....and they say if that makes sense..... of course it makes sense your only putting the f***ing kettle on 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Fat dads at the sideline of an under 11s football match,shouting at the kids or the 15yesr old ref f***ing wankers,can't stand that at all. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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