Greb147 6,809 Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 You're suffering from irreversible heart disease. The lack of blood flow has given you a cock like a mouses nose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 6 hours ago, tb25 said: Bolding I ment Baulding you mean? just wait, give it a few years you will have hair coming out of your ears and nose just like a Welsh sheep hill farmer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,159 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 Actually your nose and ears don't change. Its the rest of you that shrinks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,701 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 11 hours ago, tb25 said: But is it normal for these things to happen as you get older... lol no not normal wIT TILL YOU START PISSING YOURSELF , THEN WORRY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 11 hours ago, tb25 said: Dome I have noticed over the past few weeks..months is my nose is getting bigger..very jew like. Also I feel my middle leg is getting thinner and smaller.. Is this old age or just me? Don’t talk to it,Play with it and it will get bigger just like your lugs,wf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,959 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 2 hours ago, riohog said: no not normal wIT TILL YOU START PISSING YOURSELF , THEN WORRY Happened to me yesterday.... Couldn't pull over and stop... Couldn't hold it in... Lucky I got goretex car seat covers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,001 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Daniel cain said: Happened to me yesterday.... Couldn't pull over and stop... Couldn't hold it in... Lucky I got goretex car seat covers Sounds like you have just found out what plastic drinks bottles are really for, 1 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,143 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Daniel cain said: Happened to me yesterday.... Couldn't pull over and stop... Couldn't hold it in... Lucky I got goretex car seat covers Haven't got to that point yet but when I do have a piss I have to give it 10mins to make sure Ive definitely finished before I put it away.Reminds me of my amphetamine days 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,505 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 same here pal, only difference is, it takes me 10 mins to find mine, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,959 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Sounds like you have just found out what plastic drinks bottles are really for, Couldn't get the lid off my mug in time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,959 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 Long John's, pair of trousers and a set of waterproof salapets...... Was like the f***ing Krypton factorI'm only 41.....things ain't looking good for the future Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 I don't think you actually lose any hair as you get older, it just re-roots itself in different parts of your body, I.E: nose, ears, back etc. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 And WTF is it with the dangling balls? one minute they are all tucked up and the next you are soaping them in the shower next to your knees. It seems to happen all of a sudden. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,827 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, stumfelter said: It must be just you, I'm 57 and my nose hasn't grown and I'm still hung like a Blackpool donkey..... Undernourished and carrying pissed up fat birds? Edited February 17, 2021 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,001 Posted February 17, 2021 Report Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, talt said: And WTF is it with the dangling balls? one minute they are all tucked up and the next you are soaping them in the shower next to your knees. It seems to happen all of a sudden. Not sure what happened as I was unconscious but since having my hernia sorted and the various bit put back were they belong I suddenly have a lovely neat little nut sack much like when I was a kid, unlike the elephants ear I went to sleep with 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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