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[FLATTOP 4,507]

43 minutes ago, Bakerboy said:

120/80 at last check

120/80 that’s good I had a bit of trouble with my second number I was put on BP tablets I’ve never felt so rough Dr said they are for life I said no way and binned them off, after a bit of research I drink beetroot juice every day about half a pint, this morning 112/81 and I’m 60 so hanging in there I do monitor it closely though, as you get older mates get ill die etc health cannot be taken for granted.

[mel b 2,624]

18 minutes ago, ditchman said:

fer christ sake dont metion his north west passage.....Mel will be on that quicker than a tramp on a plate of hot chips

Did someone mention north West passage?.

[mackem 27,029]

15 minutes ago, mel b said:

Did someone mention north West passage?.

He meant up the khyber.

[ditchman 2,843]

30 minutes ago, mackem said:

He meant up the khyber.

i will pass on that thank you.........................i thought you were more of a" Watford gap" person

[mushroom 13,186]

31 minutes ago, mackem said:

He meant up the khyber.

The Khazi  

[mackem 27,029]

6 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i will pass on that thank you.........................i thought you were more of a" Watford gap" person

No sir,Watford gap is a bit tame pour moi.

6 minutes ago, mushroom said:

The Khazi  

 

[forest of dean redneck 11,686]

Last nights fare just had the last 3 slices for breakfast . 
the onion peppers and tomato counts as 3 of my 5 A day right ? 

[mel b 2,624]

2 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Last nights fare just had the last 3 slices for breakfast . 
the onion peppers and tomato counts as 3 of my 5 A day right ? 

Two pints of cider and you've had all of your five a day mate  

[forest of dean redneck 11,686]

25 minutes ago, mel b said:

Two pints of cider and you've had all of your five a day mate  

I like your way of thinking Mel lol

[mel b 2,624]

Just now, forest of dean redneck said:

I like your way of thinking Mel lol

You'll look like a finely tuned athlete mate  

You'll need to change you name to the forest of Dean heartthrob.  You'll be beating women off with a stick .

[forest of dean redneck 11,686]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

You'll look like a finely tuned athlete mate  

You'll need to change you name to the forest of Dean heartthrob.  You'll be beating women off with a stick .

I already rock the dad bod or my winter insulation .

[mel b 2,624]

1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said:

I already rock the dad bod or my winter insulation .

That's it , winter insulation

[ditchman 2,843]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

That's it , winter insulation

Thats our Mel...the man with an arm like a fiddler crab

[forest of dean redneck 11,686]

42 minutes ago, ditchman said:

Thats our Mel...the man with an arm like a fiddler crab

Just the one arm?

[mel b 2,624]

4 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Just the one arm?

Ignore him mate , he's just jealous because I'm ambidextrous,  and can knock one out with either hand , but he has to get the old bloke from next door to help him when his arm gets tired .