What's cooking?

[ditchman 2,843]

2 hours ago, Borr said:

Friday fryup I went for mega there eggs and bacon under the saute spuds, too much tbh lol.

AWESOME DUDE 

[Bakerboy 4,736]

Went for this 1 for the bubble and squeak

 

[mackem 27,029]

I feel like I have died and gone to food heaven (just sitting down to lunch).

[Arry 22,201]

Rib Eye with peppercorn sauce.

Cheers Arry

[mel b 2,624]

3 hours ago, mackem said:

I feel like I have died and gone to food heaven (just sitting down to lunch).

He'll shit a brick when he sees that mack

[jok 3,301]

Galactic Olives. What ever next? Jok.

[mackem 27,029]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

He'll shit a brick when he sees that mack

I am sure he would appreciate the rest of the meal,wagyu cheeseburger and fresh lobster roll.

[ditchman 2,843]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

I am sure he would appreciate the rest of the meal,wagyu cheeseburger and fresh lobster roll.

lovely food Mack....except for those disgusting anal beads.........

[mackem 27,029]

3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

lovely food Mack....except for those disgusting anal beads.........

The olives are my guilty pleasure,the rest of the meal was bought and paid for by president elect trump,the icing on the cake

 

[ditchman 2,843]

5 minutes ago, mackem said:

I am sure he would appreciate the rest of the meal,wagyu cheeseburger and fresh lobster roll.

in my past youff i worked a season on a lobster boat in N Wales....the undersize lobsters went into a metal bucket on a gas burner....and when cooked we shelled them out wrapped them in brown bread an butter with pepper and vinegar...for breakfast......yum

[mackem 27,029]

1 minute ago, ditchman said:

in my past youff i worked a season on a lobster boat in N Wales....the undersize lobsters went into a metal bucket on a gas burner....and when cooked we shelled them out wrapped them in brown bread an butter with pepper and vinegar...for breakfast......yum

Brown bread,that's a proper lobster roll,I love fresh lobster and bet you had a great time on a Lobster boat,something I would have enjoyed doing.

[ditchman 2,843]

52 minutes ago, mackem said:

Brown bread,that's a proper lobster roll,I love fresh lobster and bet you had a great time on a Lobster boat,something I would have enjoyed doing.

i nearly lost a testicle....when you take the beetles out of the pot you put em under a wet sack....then when you have shot your string you sit down with your plastic apron and rubber band the big claw to stop them hurting each other when you put them in the keep chest.....my apron had a slit in from banjoing skate and the bloody great lobby stuck its claw thro the slit and bit down hard on the skin under my jeans on my inner thigh just below my meat and 2 vedge........i have never suffered pain like it.....the lobster claw dosnt stop until its fully closed..........

[mel b 2,624]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

i nearly lost a testicle....when you take the beetles out of the pot you put em under a wet sack....then when you have shot your string you sit down with your plastic apron and rubber band the big claw to stop them hurting each other when you put them in the keep chest.....my apron had a slit in from banjoing skate and the bloody great lobby stuck its claw thro the slit and bit down hard on the skin under my jeans on my inner thigh just below my meat and 2 vedge........i have never suffered pain like it.....the lobster claw dosnt stop until its fully closed..........

[mel b 2,624]

7 hours ago, mackem said:

I am sure he would appreciate the rest of the meal,wagyu cheeseburger and fresh lobster roll.

That looks cracking mack

[waltjnr 6,922]

10 hours ago, ditchman said:

i nearly lost a testicle....when you take the beetles out of the pot you put em under a wet sack....then when you have shot your string you sit down with your plastic apron and rubber band the big claw to stop them hurting each other when you put them in the keep chest.....my apron had a slit in from banjoing skate and the bloody great lobby stuck its claw thro the slit and bit down hard on the skin under my jeans on my inner thigh just below my meat and 2 vedge........i have never suffered pain like it.....the lobster claw dosnt stop until its fully closed..........

When I've shot my string ,I just go to sleep ,there's no lobster or apron with a slit ,and definitely no banjo playing skate !!! You on mushrooms ??