ditchman 2,843 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 18:56, mackem said: Because I feel like weeping at times thinking how unkind life has been to you,you need warmth,tenderness and good food,a decent lady would be the perfect match for you,and she could even dust your sprouts occasionally. Expand whats the problem ? dont you like offal ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 19:09, AntB said: Shepherd's Pie: Ground meat topped with mashed potatoes. Expand where ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,562 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 19:34, ditchman said: dont you like offal ? Expand Does it go with olives? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 (edited) On 13/11/2024 at 19:36, mackem said: Does it go with olives? Expand i dont know ask olive !.....or Popeye Edited November 13, 2024 by ditchman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,020 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 18:56, mackem said: Because I feel like weeping at times thinking how unkind life has been to you,you need warmth,tenderness and good food,a decent lady would be the perfect match for you,and she could even dust your sprouts occasionally. Expand And feed him 🫒 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 19:54, waltjnr said: And feed him 🫒 Expand are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,562 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 20:36, ditchman said: are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? Expand We ain't had a dinner invite yet so can't judge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 21:05, mackem said: We ain't had a dinner invite yet so can't judge. Expand you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,562 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 21:09, ditchman said: you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... Expand Hey,don't be so hard on yourself,we are all miserable at times (except me),I bet your great company. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,761 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 21:11, mackem said: Hey,don't be so hard on yourself,we are all miserable at times (except me),I bet your great company. Expand He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,761 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 20:36, ditchman said: are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? Expand I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,761 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 21:09, ditchman said: you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... Expand I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,736 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 17:21, mel b said: It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust Expand Correctamundo Hence the term Shoot your dust 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 16,177 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 Bass with creamed leeks and new spuds last night leg of mince tonight 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,462 Posted November 13, 2024 Report Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 21:52, Stavross said: Bass with creamed leeks and new spuds last night leg of mince tonight Expand I got to say "those plastic fecking trays " that's all I see when you post food pics now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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