mushroom 12,878 Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 On 10/10/2024 at 21:15, ditchman said: Well...........my hate of olives goes wayback to my teens when me mam and dad got fed up with me at home and packed me off to the south of france bloody grape picking.......are you with me so far ? so we piled onto a bus to Paris and booked into a squat called Le maison de jeauns...on the Left bank...which for them in the know is full of bleedin communists...i kept me head down and chomped on the local food....(which was stange to say the least).................the long and short of it ....i got quite ill very quickly and a doctor was sent for and gave me pills....and they were big pills....and thro the wonder of sign language he explained to me these pills were to be inserted in my anus i was too ill to care although i was quite surprised to hear this was normal practice for the bloody garlic munchers... Anyway i stuffed them up me arse......and to my great surprise they worked super quick as (so i was told) they were absorbed much quicker thro the lining of the rectum.....damned clever the jonny foreigners So we were bused to Gare du Nord and borded a train for the south of france......got there 8 hours later ...booked into the Maison de jeuns...and me and my mate Bernard found a little pub called Chez Evette and went on the lash.......we were served with several cut meats and shed loads of differant olives ...every colour you could think of and some were stuffed with god knows what....and we gobbled them down like bloody smarties.....the drink we were served with looked like fermented yaks milk tasted of urine and smelt of anniseed............AND GET THIS it became flouresant under the UV disco lights.......... fast foward to the morning......and i tell you now...i had the worst hangover in the history of being on the tonk ever..and i needed to feel better... now my mum being sensible and knowing i could "over do" it had packed in my rucksack a tin of Andrews Liver salts...so armed with the sucess of anal medication in Paris....i pushed a heaped spoonful of aforsaid Andrews liver salts (and added a bit more to allow for wastage) up me ole harris..... The science behind this desision was sound but the outcome was truly disarsterous.....i scuttled to the concrete hole in the floor toilet....squatted and did a superb impression of a NASA Saturn 5 rocket on lift off.....the partally disolved olives came out like .45 calibre Thompson machine gun on full auto....followed by and effervesant explosive brown mist and thats why i dont like olives.. I believe the drink you refer to is called Pastis or Ricard… it’s served with water normally, which makes it milky looking I love it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 1 hour ago, ditchman said: many years ago ......time goes so quick It does indeed ditch,use it or lose it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,765 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 This was an experiment...... Lemon (sweet) Madras chicken....skewers this was superb...the lemon and the Madras works supremly well with each other...and once again sooo bloody simple...with ordinary "in yer cupboard stuff" 16 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 40 minutes ago, ditchman said: This was an experiment...... Lemon (sweet) Madras chicken....skewers this was superb...the lemon and the Madras works supremly well with each other...and once again sooo bloody simple...with ordinary "in yer cupboard stuff" That looks spot on mate . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 5 minutes ago, mel b said: That looks spot on mate . Distinct lack of......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,765 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 1 hour ago, mackem said: Distinct lack of......... you dirty boy....................you just had to do it ..didnt you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,240 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 1 hour ago, mackem said: Distinct lack of......... Now look what you've gone and done . He's probably in Asda now , having a dirty protest at the deli counter 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,518 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Bass with a few foraged Mushrooms. Cheers Arry 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Went to a family members to eat yesterday,stuffed today,really nice strawberry and chia seed desert. 9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,518 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Chicken and Veg Pie. Cheers Arry 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,765 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 6 hours ago, mackem said: Went to a family members to eat yesterday,stuffed today,really nice strawberry and chia seed desert. those noodes and stuff look superb...did theytaste as good as they looked ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 15 minutes ago, ditchman said: those noodes and stuff look superb...did theytaste as good as they looked ? Yup,they tasted as good as they looked,imagine being in a noodle store in Beijing,similar to that,authentic. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,518 Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Wifeys Sausages and Mash. Mine Colcannon/Bubbly Egg and Sausages. Cheers Arry 7 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,642 Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 3 minutes ago, Arry said: Wifeys Sausages and Mash. Mine Colcannon/Bubbly Egg and Sausages. Cheers Arry Do you ever just have a pot noodle and a couple of Chicago town microwave pizzas ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 21,518 Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 50 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Do you ever just have a pot noodle and a couple of Chicago town microwave pizzas ? Never Walt. I do have Beans on toast,Cheese on Toast or a Chinky, Fish and Chips. Never do ready meals though they just don't appeal mate. Cheers Arry 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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