What's cooking?

[Krishna 95]

1 minute ago, TOMO said:

Are you loosing your appetite for it mate...

Me, I'm in there like a Jack Russell in a yoghurt pot! 

[mel b 2,620]

21 minutes ago, Krishna said:

Is it the same with minge?

I'll have you know that " ditchman " , the well known 1940s porn star , has eaten a hundred miles of minge in his time.

[Borr 6,180]

As a child a friends mother asked me what food I didn't like , I replied ' the burnt bits' it still applies 

[Stavross 15,948]

Quick chicken dinner tonight 

[ditchman 2,843]

2 hours ago, Krishna said:

Is it the same with minge?

never ever lost my taste and smell of some nice gadge......dont like it too well hung and preferably plucked

[ditchman 2,843]

2 hours ago, mel b said:

I'll have you know that " ditchman " , the well known 1940s porn star , has eaten a hundred miles of minge in his time.

gadge juice is a wonderful skin conditioner dont yer know ....

[mel b 2,620]

34 minutes ago, ditchman said:

gadge juice is a wonderful skin conditioner dont yer know ....

That's why you have the complexion of a 30yr old mate . 

Keep on muffin

[ditchman 2,843]

10 minutes ago, mel b said:

That's why you have the complexion of a 30yr old mate . 

Keep on muffin

i used to Muffin the mule until i got woodworm in my top lip ...........

[mushroom 13,184]

On 02/09/2024 at 13:51, ditchman said:

little donkey has gone missing ...i wonder where it is ????

In a rusty road  

Edited September 5, 2024 by mushroom

[ditchman 2,843]

8 hours ago, mushroom said:

In a rusty road  

no no nooooo........it came from Bournville boulervade....

[Greyman 28,796]

Simple beg rolls for Fridays fare 

[mackem 27,023]

Not in the UK currently,so the quality of food is a bit hit and miss,porterhouse steak with warm corn bread and carrot butter.

[mackem 27,023]

Snow crab,king prawn taters and fries.

[ditchman 2,843]

43 minutes ago, mackem said:

Snow crab,king prawn taters and fries.

has there been a bad olive harvest ?

[mel b 2,620]

2 hours ago, mackem said:

Not in the UK currently,so the quality of food is a bit hit and miss,porterhouse steak with warm corn bread and carrot butter.

That's some fantastic looking grub mack .

I'm not too sure about the carrot butter though .