What's cooking?

[mackem 26,521]

6 minutes ago, Stavross said:

Is that top picture a carpaccio with a poached egg?

No mate it’s burrata cheese.

[Arry 21,897]

Was given some really nice Blackberrys as a pay back for Veg I have given away so made a Blackberry and apple crumble with Clotted cream.

Cheers Arry

[ditchman 2,843]

7 minutes ago, Arry said:

Was given some really nice Blackberrys as a pay back for Veg I have given away so made a Blackberry and apple crumble with Clotted cream.

Cheers Arry

ive got a tin of apple in the cupboard and a couple of pkts of crumble.....and i noticed last week that the co-op are now selling cornish clotted cream.......

weightwatchers here i come.....its either that or get my mate Mel to shove another gastric balloon up my anus

[mel b 2,417]

7 hours ago, ditchman said:

ive got a tin of apple in the cupboard and a couple of pkts of crumble.....and i noticed last week that the co-op are now selling cornish clotted cream.......

weightwatchers here i come.....its either that or get my mate Mel to shove another gastric balloon up my anus

It wasn't a gastric ballon mate , it was a space hopper .

[ditchman 2,843]

3 hours ago, mel b said:

It wasn't a gastric ballon mate , it was a space hopper .

you are sooo rank

[Arry 21,897]

Fish and Chips Cod loin in batter with one of my Beef steak Tomatoes grilled.

Cheers Arry

[Greyman 28,441]

Chicken madras for me this fine evening, lots of fruit on the bush,s so daughter and grandkids went picking some nice blackberrys and apples for a crumble, always tastes better when you harvest it yourself 

[NEWKID 27,159]

Caught a few black bream on Sunday, done a couple for tea tonight...very nice..

 

[Stavross 15,652]

Chicken ding dong tonight 

[mel b 2,417]

Tarte au steak et aux rognons en epi a la dido.

Obviously I went for the healthy option , not like dido , he's just a f***ing savage .

 

[ditchman 2,843]

44 minutes ago, mel b said:

Tarte au steak et aux rognons en epi a la dido.

Obviously I went for the healthy option , not like dido , he's just a f***ing savage .

 

bleedin poofter ...what lingo is that.....is that a dock leaf to wipe yer arse with......(mind you if you ate that you wouldnt shit  for a week)

woodland dining at the finest.............i remember when you went for a squat inthe forest and were an hour late for tea....cause you got "stuck".......(you shut your arse over a daisy)...

Edited August 6, 2024 by ditchman

[ditchman 2,843]

2 hours ago, NEWKID said:

Caught a few black bream on Sunday, done a couple for tea tonight...very nice..

 

little bit of Tabasco sauce on that.please...

[mel b 2,417]

7 hours ago, ditchman said:

bleedin poofter ...what lingo is that.....is that a dock leaf to wipe yer arse with......(mind you if you ate that you wouldnt shit  for a week)

woodland dining at the finest.............i remember when you went for a squat inthe forest and were an hour late for tea....cause you got "stuck".......(you shut your arse over a daisy)...

It's French of course.  Everybody knows that all binmen are fluent French speakers. He haw he haw he haw.

It wasn't woodland dining , it was a locally sourced multi cultural meal ( it came from the greek chip shop up the road).

You seem to have got quite a few things stuck up your bum over the years , im starting to think that it might not be accidental . 

[mackem 26,521]

Italian for a change.

[jeemes 4,484]

On 05/08/2024 at 15:11, Lenmcharristar said:

A belfast bap, with lots of salted butter in it

what about Cob or Batch?