ditchman 2,368 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 15 minutes ago, mackem said: I thought you were,you never mention two of the five very important basic food groups. fresh picked slugs off yer Hostas and a bowl full of anal beads waiting to be threaded..... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,286 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Just now, ditchman said: i wouldnt waste a condom on that.......i would use an empty crisp packet She is long past the fertile stage, and is probably still virgo intact, you don't need any form of contraception ditch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,883 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: i wouldnt waste a condom on that.......i would use an empty crisp packet That salt and vinegar would give you a right nasty rash mate . You'd need to rub olive oil on your old lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 1 minute ago, mackem said: She is long past the fertile stage, and is probably still virgo intact, you don't need any form of contraception ditch. i would use a beer crate and mel can kick it away at the vinegar stroke 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 1 minute ago, mel b said: That salt and vinegar would give you a right nasty rash mate . You'd need to rub olive oil on your old lad i would use a prawn cocktail flavour ....so i blend in... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 14,709 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Chicken, red pepper and tomato pasta for me tonight 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 24 minutes ago, Stavross said: Chicken, red pepper and tomato pasta for me tonight see you are using proper parsley ...not that foriegn muck flat leaf stuff 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeemes 4,205 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 2 hours ago, mackem said: Good old Olive, shes not long died, and was old enough to remember white bus drivers in England. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,430 Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Surely cheese n onion would be the go to flavour packet ? she was a looker when she was younger in real life . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said: Surely cheese n onion would be the go to flavour packet ? she was a looker when she was younger in real life . i googled her...wooooowwwww....she did some modeling...beautiful looking woman..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,554 Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 20 hours ago, mackem said: I thought you were,you never mention two of the five very important basic food groups. I had oysters like that in Australia at a party in Melbourne thrown for me and the missus by a man who designed golf courses. I’m not sure what they were called ; oyster Rockefeller perhaps ? Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,554 Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 Sunday dinner; Fresh veggies from the allotment this morning, and mint for the lamb chops ; Steamed to keep the goodness in; Ready to eat ! Cheers. 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Hot Korean sweet stir fry drizzled a home made sauce in ...made from plum/soya sauce/tom sauce/vinegar/pepper/ginger/....added fried chick bits and cooked until the sauce crackled 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,766 Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 2 hours ago, chartpolski said: I had oysters like that in Australia at a party in Melbourne thrown for me and the missus by a man who designed golf courses. I’m not sure what they were called ; oyster Rockefeller perhaps ? Cheers. Isn't it oysters kill Patrick...or fitzpatrick...something like that...Funnily enough first time I ever had them was in Australia as well...in Adaliade...Christmas day 2006...had um raw as well...I'm not a fan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,554 Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 1 minute ago, TOMO said: Isn't it oysters kill Patrick...or fitzpatrick...something like that...Funnily enough first time I ever had them was in Australia as well...in Adaliade...Christmas day 2006...had um raw as well...I'm not a fan You could be right mate , and I’m the same, don’t like them raw ! I can’t afford to eat them, so I’m not sure of all the different names ! LOL ! Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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