chartpolski 22,554 Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 13 minutes ago, mC HULL said: not for me that like most seafood it’s shite smells a shite taste like shite full a shite You may be cooking it wrong ? LOL ! Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,883 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 9 hours ago, ditchman said: i thought that was when yer girlfriend wee'd on you You just have a perverted mind. 9 hours ago, mackem said: That’s urolagnia. I have no compunction to boiling crabs alive as long as they taste nice. You have an even more perverted mind for knowing what it's really called Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,368 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 1 hour ago, mC HULL said: not for me that like most seafood it’s shite smells a shite taste like shite full a shite i take it you dont like shite ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,409 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 1 hour ago, mC HULL said: not for me that like most seafood it’s shite smells a shite taste like shite full a shite Think most of it eats shite ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 20,520 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Made a Steak Pie for tonight. Cheers Arry 11 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,286 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 51 minutes ago, mel b said: You have an even more perverted mind for knowing what it's really called I had a girlfriend with strange sexual predilections. 2 hours ago, chartpolski said: I’m sure Macken has also seen, and possibly ate , “yin Yang fish “; A live carp has its head wrapped in an iced towel and the body dipped into boiling oil and then served with the fish still gasping for air. Just another delicacy for our Chinese friends…. Cheers. seen it Charts (no one spends several years in china without seeing/eating weird (to western palates)edible shit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 7 hours ago, Arry said: You don't boil Crabs alive Mack you lift the purse lap on under side and push a skewer or screwdriver in. Cheers Arry Isn't that what happens at last orders in Glasgow? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,409 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 3 minutes ago, mackem said: I had a girlfriend with strange sexual predilections. seen it Charts (no one spends several years in china without seeing/eating weird (to western palates)edible shit. Inedible shit you mean ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,286 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Went shoe shopping with Mrs Mack,went for lunch. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,289 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 3 minutes ago, mackem said: Went shoe shopping with Mrs Mack Is that code for something 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,286 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 4 minutes ago, Bakerboy said: Is that code for something No sir,basically it means I carry her shopping bags and agree she looks incredible in whatever she tries on,then we have lunch,typical male/female symbiosis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,611 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 53 minutes ago, Arry said: Made a Steak Pie for tonight. Cheers Arry Top class mate big plate of niggas lips with lots of salt n vinegar, and a mug of tea 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pewit 969 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 58 minutes ago, Arry said: Made a Steak Pie for tonight. Cheers Arry If I say I'm FD will you knock us that dish up shag? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,883 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 1 minute ago, Pewit said: If I say I'm FD will you knock us that dish up shag? f**k off , if theirs a pie riding on it , I'm FD 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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