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[mackem 28,920]

Monkfish tail on lentils for lunch with cod roe mayo,Mrs M had swordfish.

[chartpolski 25,905]

23 minutes ago, mackem said:

Monkfish tail on lentils for lunch with cod roe mayo,Mrs M had swordfish.

And olives ……don’t forget the olives !

Cheers.

[mackem 28,920]

Just now, chartpolski said:

And olives ……don’t forget the olives !

Cheers.

I was slumming it Charts,market food,even oysters used to be apprentice fare,no olives,today I walked with the common man.

[mel b 3,130]

16 minutes ago, mackem said:

I was slumming it Charts,market food,even oysters used to be apprentice fare,no olives,today I walked with the common man.

Ditchman will be gutted .

[mackem 28,920]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

Ditchman will be gutted .

That’s why I did it,it’s like a behavioural profiler walking through a crime scene,I wanted to get inside Ditchmans mindset,so we ate in the marketplace.

[mel b 3,130]

25 minutes ago, mackem said:

That’s why I did it,it’s like a behavioural profiler walking through a crime scene,I wanted to get inside Ditchmans mindset,so we ate in the marketplace.

Feck me mack , the last thing that you ever want to do is take a walk through ditchmans mind .

[ditchman 2,843]

32 minutes ago, mel b said:

Feck me mack , the last thing that you ever want to do is take a walk through ditchmans mind .

HHhhhahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa......i was about to post a reply to Mack...then i scrolled down and saw your ejackulation

dont tell em about angela raynor mel......please dont...or the fresh ginger and the hampsters.......just keep that to ourselves mate.....

and i wont tell 'em about the turd on the porch

Edited July 16, 2024 by ditchman

[Stavross 16,911]

Pork loin chop type things with mash and cavolo nero 

[mel b 3,130]

8 hours ago, ditchman said:

HHhhhahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa......i was about to post a reply to Mack...then i scrolled down and saw your ejackulation

dont tell em about angela raynor mel......please dont...or the fresh ginger and the hampsters.......just keep that to ourselves mate.....

and i wont tell 'em about the turd on the porch

The ginger is purely medicinal

[ditchman 2,843]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

The ginger is purely medicinal

what about the turd on the pooch.......how deep did you bury the tramps body..........and to calm your nerves did you stick another jostick up donkeys bottom....works everytime that ...

[mel b 3,130]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

what about the turd on the pooch.......how deep did you bury the tramps body..........and to calm your nerves did you stick another jostick up donkeys bottom....works everytime that ...

It's not a porch , it's a orangery , and the donkey loves the ginger, it makes his eyes sparkle .

[Pewit 971]

Pad Thai for dinner at work, gonna have to start back gym at this rate.

[ditchman 2,843]

cauliflowermaccacheese.........cause im a poor widower

PS....no olives...lobster tails or oysters were harmed in the making ofthis food...

 

[WILF 48,488]

A big tub of beef stew x casserole with carrots, onions, courgettes, cabbage, chard, kale, potatoes and pearl barley.

The liquid is beef stock, gravy granules, a little dark soy, tomato purée, loads of black pepper, fresh thyme, basil & parsley.

…..started on the hob and then in the oven for 2 hours, turn off, leave to cook in its own heat for a few more then 8pm tonight a quick reheat and bingo ! A big hot bowl of every vitamin and mineral you will need. 

[ditchman 2,843]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

A big tub of beef stew x casserole with carrots, onions, courgettes, cabbage, chard, kale, potatoes and pearl barley.

The liquid is beef stock, gravy granules, a little dark soy, tomato purée, loads of black pepper, fresh thyme, basil & parsley.

…..started on the hob and then in the oven for 2 hours, turn off, leave to cook in its own heat for a few more then 8pm tonight a quick reheat and bingo ! A big hot bowl of every vitamin and mineral you will need. 

most kids today havnt the foggiest what pearl barley is.....superb in stews