What's cooking?

[keepdiggin 9,561]

Just now, waltjnr said:

Whys it pirouetting ? Just lay down and be eaten ! 

It’s a Brazilian thing mate they saw some off and keep bringing you different meats round 

[ditchman 2,843]

2 minutes ago, keepdiggin said:

lol might have to let rip on some of your dishes instead of being polite lol

dammit oi was beeing polite...

[NEWKID 27,277]

8 minutes ago, ditchman said:

that looks fantastic......................sorry to say it needs some serious dumplings boy ......and then my liof wud be complete

I'm in the south of France mate, there'll be a shed load of crusty bread on the table...

[waltjnr 6,922]

1 minute ago, keepdiggin said:

It’s a Brazilian thing mate they saw some off and keep bringing you different meats round 

They know a steak ,now i know what it is ,bet it was the bollox ! You've upset norfolk ! Good luck with that

[mel b 2,624]

3 minutes ago, keepdiggin said:

You’re coat of living payment not landed yet pal?

You must be joking , he's the richest man in Norfolk.  He owns , three turnips,  a goat , a Morris minor , and a january 1968 edition of razzle ( the one with May West and the pop up boobies).

[waltjnr 6,922]

3 minutes ago, mel b said:

You must be joking , he's the richest man in Norfolk.  He owns , three turnips,  a goat , a Morris minor , and a january 1968 edition of razzle ( the one with May West and the pop up boobies).

And the biggest stash of pre war suet ! 

[keepdiggin 9,561]

I’m only messing chaps love the banter in here 

[NEWKID 27,277]

Starters sorted...

[ditchman 2,843]

30 minutes ago, mel b said:

You must be joking , he's the richest man in Norfolk.  He owns , three turnips,  a goat , a Morris minor , and a january 1968 edition of razzle ( the one with May West and the pop up boobies).

you dirty boy....you promised me you wouldnt tell

just to put it out there Mel 3 is the editor -in-chief of Hamster monthly.....and sits on the ETAB (european testing agency board).....of Imported european Hamsters

 

edit......he is also known on certain websites as "The Tipton Tickler"..Hhhhmmmmmmmmmm

Edited December 4, 2023 by ditchman

[Daniel cain 45,846]

Bubble and squeak with peppercorn sauce and a tiger roll...

[shaaark 10,881]

1 hour ago, NEWKID said:

Starters sorted...

A fine drop of 'swall' there, mate.  Gerrit down ya!!  Lol

[ditchman 2,843]

1 hour ago, keepdiggin said:

It’s a Brazilian thing mate they saw some off and keep bringing you different meats round 

if its a brazilian thing ...there will be no hair on it then ?

(i knew it were a uterus)

i would eat that in the jungle any day ...

[mel b 2,624]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

you dirty boy....you promised me you wouldnt tell

just to put it out there Mel 3 is the editor -in-chief of Hamster monthly.....and sits on the ETAB (european testing agency board).....of Imported european Hamsters

 

edit......he is also known on certain websites as "The Tipton Tickler"..Hhhhmmmmmmmmmm

Thankyou for the eeeerrrr plug .

Fresh Christmas hamsters ( ready oiled with tincture of ginger) , will be on sale in all good pet stores from the 17th .

[ditchman 2,843]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

Thankyou for the eeeerrrr plug .

Fresh Christmas hamsters ( ready oiled with tincture of ginger) , will be on sale in all good pet stores from the 17th .

oh wooopeeeee..............i shall be counting sleeps ...gosh im soooo excited.............you do spoil us ammbassadour

[mel b 2,624]

16 minutes ago, ditchman said:

oh wooopeeeee..............i shall be counting sleeps ...gosh im soooo excited.............you do spoil us ammbassadour

I've saved you a very special one ( it's actually a giant otter ).