What's cooking?

[ditchman 1,923]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Especially multi coloured Indian bum-gravy with the huge cloud of flies that hang around every time you squat over an Indian toilet,I think at the time Indian statistics were one toilet for every 150 people in India?Thats why they used fields or gutters.

i did hear a stat' that at any one time 78% of indians have the squits............

[mackem 24,557]

1 minute ago, ditchman said:

i did hear a stat' that at any one time 78% of indians have the squits............

It’s true,I got back from a year in India once and was hospitalised,I had amoebic dysentery and had bum gravy squirting out once an hour,you look down a toilet and it’s multi-coloured squirts.

[mel b 1,362]

36 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i did hear a stat' that at any one time 78% of indians have the squits............

Lins lad went to India for three months a few years ago . The only time he had the trots , was the one time he ate in an English restaurant out there .

[mackem 24,557]

6 minutes ago, mel b said:

Lins lad went to India for three months a few years ago . The only time he had the trots , was the one time he ate in an English restaurant out there .

He is super lucky,we used to be able to tell how long a westerner had been there by how healthy and fat they looked,I think it’s got better though,but not food hygiene,but toilet numbers have,I think there’s a toilet for every 75 people now,modi promised a toilet for every house in India but he is a long way off.I haven’t been there for 5 years but last time I flew Air India and found chicken feathers in the curry in the inflight meal lol.

[Bakerboy 3,707]

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Edited November 26, 2023 by Bakerboy

[mel b 1,362]

56 minutes ago, mackem said:

He is super lucky,we used to be able to tell how long a westerner had been there by how healthy and fat they looked,I think it’s got better though,but not food hygiene,but toilet numbers have,I think there’s a toilet for every 75 people now,modi promised a toilet for every house in India but he is a long way off.I haven’t been there for 5 years but last time I flew Air India and found chicken feathers in the curry in the inflight meal lol.

He was telling me that you couldn't smoke in the street when you'd finished a meal in a restaurant,  so they'd let you have a fag in the kitchen .

He walked into a corner shop when he was out there , and running it was one of his Indian mates from uni .

[jeemes 3,734]

5 hours ago, Arry said:

Slow roasted Beef today.

Cheers Arry

Beef and spuds look perfect mate

[TOMO 25,283]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

He is super lucky,we used to be able to tell how long a westerner had been there by how healthy and fat they looked,I think it’s got better though,but not food hygiene,but toilet numbers have,I think there’s a toilet for every 75 people now,modi promised a toilet for every house in India but he is a long way off.I haven’t been there for 5 years but last time I flew Air India and found chicken feathers in the curry in the inflight meal lol.

That's fook all mack I flew with Air Zambia in 1990 to South Africa....talk about 3rd world aircraft....fook me that plane had a roof rack

[mackem 24,557]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

That's fook all mack I flew with Air Zambia in 1990 to South Africa....talk about 3rd world aircraft....fook me that plane had a roof rack

I can imagine,I bet the interior was filled with ciggie smoke like an old Aeroflot flight.

[ditchman 1,923]

5 minutes ago, mackem said:

I can imagine,I bet the interior was filled with ciggie smoke like an old Aeroflot flight.

the 2 worstb airlines i flew in were

1. SABENA.....(such a bloody experience never again)
2. Air Uganda

the airuganda wasnt allowed to land at Heathrow because the electronics never worked proper....the flight i missed out of Juba airport....cause i got a puncture in thelandrover...and the flight left early ...crashed in Rome (lucky escape)

[mackem 24,557]

20 minutes ago, ditchman said:

the 2 worstb airlines i flew in were

1. SABENA.....(such a bloody experience never again)
2. Air Uganda

the airuganda wasnt allowed to land at Heathrow because the electronics never worked proper....the flight i missed out of Juba airport....cause i got a puncture in thelandrover...and the flight left early ...crashed in Rome (lucky escape)

My favourites were Cebu Pacific because on the fun flights the stewardesses wore bikinis and danced and I won a cup in a general knowledge quiz.

And Cathay because I ended up shagging a lady I met on a flight flying into Kai tak,happy days.

[ditchman 1,923]

doing a tandorri for 2 morrow....i use a very rough ground tandorri spice...added ginger ...garlic...lemon....chili flakes ...oil ...garlic (fresh)....

then rubbed it into the chick breasts...will leave it overnight in the fridge....will make a bombay boona to go with it..then serve up with quatered lime and bas' rice     .....................................................BOMBAY BUNA BOOGALOO FROM BOOGISTAN

Edited November 27, 2023 by ditchman

[mackem 24,557]

Lunch earlier.

 

[chartpolski 21,068]

7 hours ago, mackem said:

It’s true,I got back from a year in India once and was hospitalised,I had amoebic dysentery and had bum gravy squirting out once an hour,you look down a toilet and it’s multi-coloured squirts.

My son went around various British Embassies; Australia, South Africa, India, etc, teaching the visa staff about the new biometric passports.

He got "Delhi belly" so bad in India, he told his bosses if they ever tried to send him there again, he would resign !

Cheers.

[jeemes 3,734]

Yorkshire handmade pies (Beef) with the wifes Maris piper mash and 25sprouts.