What's cooking?

[keepdiggin 9,561]

Just now, mackem said:

Two kids,shagged loads of women,done a few things that would turn your hair grey

but his hands have callouses

[mackem 26,946]

Lunch,Thai today,had a Thai massage after (deep tissue,not a happy ending one because I love my good lady).

[keepdiggin 9,561]

Just now, mackem said:

Lunch,Thai today,had a Thai massage after (deep tissue,not a happy ending one because I love my good lady).

Did you get offered the happy ending 

[mackem 26,946]

Just now, keepdiggin said:

Did you get offered the happy ending 

No mate,I don’t frequent those sort of places,plenty of them about,I always keep my briefs on,those sort of places always ask “Anything else sir?” at the end ? I love my woman to bits,what’s the point of destroying that trust.

[steve66 3,498]

FFS Mack all that posh scran and no savaloy dip 

[mC HULL 13,061]

28 minutes ago, mackem said:

Two kids,shagged loads of women,done a few things that would turn your hair grey

but his hands have callouses

so has philip scholfield  

[mC HULL 13,061]

1 hour ago, BenBhoy said:

Low carb ham & cheese butty 

 

bit a salad cream in there lovely  

Edited December 8, 2022 by mC HULL

[steve66 3,498]

1 hour ago, BenBhoy said:

Low carb ham & cheese butty 

 

should have wrapped it in lettuce lol

[mackem 26,946]

5 minutes ago, steve66 said:

  savaloy dip 

Rememember Chas Eagles in the town, the camera shop that shut down?Maritime crescent I think? The Dip Shop opposite there, massive savaloy dips, smell fantastic, but unlike Philip Schofield I don't eat sausages

[BenBhoy 4,706]

45 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

bit a salad cream in there lovely  

Condiments- its what us top chefs use to make a dish stand out!

[mC HULL 13,061]

6 hours ago, mackem said:

I was chatting to a butcher yesterday as he cut up a pig,about dry aged,he has some wagyu with my name on as soon as it hits 60 days.

not 60 days mackem just popped to asda thought i’d try it tomorrows tea  

 

Edited December 8, 2022 by mC HULL

[keepdiggin 9,561]

6 hours ago, mC HULL said:

not 60 days mackem just popped to asda thought i’d try it tomorrows tea  

 

Keep it in the gather for another 32 days

[BenBhoy 4,706]

11 hours ago, mackem said:

Ben,you must work hard,your hands look quite rough

I'm asking for some new gloves, look after my delicate hands!

[mackem 26,946]

1 minute ago, BenBhoy said:

I'm asking for some new gloves, look after my delicate hands!

Hope santa brings you a pair, and the pics of you today outside, you look cold, wrap up warm Ben god bless and merry Christmas

[BenBhoy 4,706]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

Hope santa brings you a pair, and the pics of you today outside, you look cold, wrap up warm Ben god bless and merry Christmas

Is that you Mam??

Cheers pal, get the right clobber & cold don't bother me. When it was 37° in summer I didn't like it.