What's cooking?

[mushroom 13,180]

29 minutes ago, green lurchers said:

Shell deep you were  

Up to the tatties mate

[mushroom 13,180]

7 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

I must be on a different planet than you lot, first off, just let me congratulate  you all on your very tasty, and well presented dishes, i honestly can remember the time, i could turn my hand to anything in the kitchen, but now, look i like a couple of boiled egges fer my breakfast, i cant even get that right, either fekin solid or raw, reet, thats me all grovelled out, if i send u my address and a doggy bag,  owt doing  i mean that mixed grill of our arry, to die for, and that lump of steak from green lurchers, eh i could eat that bugger raw just look at it, im on all fours hear with hunger pains

Boil water, drop in the eggs and leave for 5mins 10seconds. Take off the heat and run under cold water straight away for about 20seconds. Perfect dippy eggs mate

[Whispering Whiskey 66 1,072]

4 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Boil water, drop in the eggs and leave for 5mins 10seconds. Take off the heat and run under cold water straight away for about 20seconds. Perfect dippy eggs mate

5mins? Haha more like 3 minutes I put my on the boil for and there always perfect.

[Arry 22,190]

14 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

I must be on a different planet than you lot, first off, just let me congratulate  you all on your very tasty, and well presented dishes, i honestly can remember the time, i could turn my hand to anything in the kitchen, but now, look i like a couple of boiled egges fer my breakfast, i cant even get that right, either fekin solid or raw, reet, thats me all grovelled out, if i send u my address and a doggy bag,  owt doing  i mean that mixed grill of our arry, to die for, and that lump of steak from green lurchers, eh i could eat that bugger raw just look at it, im on all fours hear with hunger pains

Do scrambled egg Keith you can see when it's done mate, lovely on buttered toast with bit of black pepper.

Cheers Arry

[mushroom 13,180]

4 minutes ago, Whispering Whiskey 66 said:

5mins? Haha more like 3 minutes I put my on the boil for and there always perfect.

Ok, taking altitude, ambient temperature, water type, air pressure and Spanish neighbors into account. I can deduct that my eggs take 5mins and 10seconds

[iworkwhippets 12,641]

cheers lads i listen to what u say, and thank you, theres not long ago been a smell of someone cooking, ants turned me on, cos i love my grub, a spud more than a pig, so i went down the hallway, paul, a good lad, but like rest of em here not all there , hes doing birds eye burgers in his frying pan the fat must be inches deep and honestly its black, im sure its castrol hes using 

[Whispering Whiskey 66 1,072]

13 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Ok, taking altitude, ambient temperature, water type, air pressure and Spanish neighbors into account. I can deduct that my eggs take 5mins and 10seconds

I want proof

[green lurchers 16,728]

2 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

cheers lads i listen to what u say, and thank you, theres not long ago been a smell of someone cooking, ants turned me on, cos i love my grub, a spud more than a pig, so i went down the hallway, paul, a good lad, but like rest of em here not all there , hes doing birds eye burgers in his frying pan the fat must be inches deep and honestly its black, im sure its castrol hes using 

If you was down the street I’d drop bit grub off I cook my than enough  dogs love it  

[iworkwhippets 12,641]

A true story is this lads, i think ive put the topic up before, but a few weeks back, paul my neighbour, hes from belfast, moved here same time as me, a good bloke, and hes had it rough, theres a hole in his head from an operation, you could fit ya fist in, anyhow cut a long story short, as i say a while back, he come knocking at my door, do i want owt from the shop, yeh mate bring us some tea bags, an hr later he comes knocking at my door with and i kid u not, i will never posy owt on here i cant back up,     12    yes 12 sausage rolls from gregs, eh, he swore blind id ordered them.  anyhow i paid him for six, cos he was turning nasty 

[mushroom 13,180]

8 minutes ago, Whispering Whiskey 66 said:

I want proof

Tomorrow!

[iworkwhippets 12,641]

7 minutes ago, green lurchers said:

If you was down the street I’d drop bit grub off I cook my than enough  dogs love it  

    eh  comparing me to a dog , im fillin up here,    weers walshie 

[mushroom 13,180]

1 minute ago, iworkwhippets said:

A true story is this lads, i think ive put the topic up before, but a few weeks back, paul my neighbour, hes from belfast, moved here same time as me, a good bloke, and hes had it rough, theres a hole in his head from an operation, you could fit ya fist in, anyhow cut a long story short, as i say a while back, he come knocking at my door, do i want owt from the shop, yeh mate bring us some tea bags, an hr later he comes knocking at my door with and i kid u not, i will never posy owt on here i cant back up,     12    yes 12 sausage rolls from gregs, eh, he swore blind id ordered them.  anyhow i paid him for six, cos he was turning nasty 

Shouldn’t laugh but fuuckinell Keith
 

How certain are you that you didn’t ask for 12 sausage rolls from Gregg’s?

[iworkwhippets 12,641]

9 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Shouldn’t laugh but fuuckinell Keith
 

How certain are you that you didn’t ask for 12 sausage rolls from Gregg’s?

   to be honest with you mate, perhaps i did 

[iworkwhippets 12,641]

pmsl here   bugger off u lot 

[lurcherman 887 13,234]

Fecking 12 greedy fecker