ditchman 2,740 Posted Wednesday at 19:34 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:34 37 minutes ago, mackem said: Because I feel like weeping at times thinking how unkind life has been to you,you need warmth,tenderness and good food,a decent lady would be the perfect match for you,and she could even dust your sprouts occasionally. whats the problem ? dont you like offal ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,740 Posted Wednesday at 19:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:36 26 minutes ago, AntB said: Shepherd's Pie: Ground meat topped with mashed potatoes. where ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,207 Posted Wednesday at 19:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:36 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: dont you like offal ? Does it go with olives? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,740 Posted Wednesday at 19:38 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:38 (edited) 1 minute ago, mackem said: Does it go with olives? i dont know ask olive !.....or Popeye Edited Wednesday at 19:38 by ditchman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,600 Posted Wednesday at 19:54 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:54 57 minutes ago, mackem said: Because I feel like weeping at times thinking how unkind life has been to you,you need warmth,tenderness and good food,a decent lady would be the perfect match for you,and she could even dust your sprouts occasionally. And feed him 🫒 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,740 Posted Wednesday at 20:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:36 40 minutes ago, waltjnr said: And feed him 🫒 are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,207 Posted Wednesday at 21:05 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:05 28 minutes ago, ditchman said: are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? We ain't had a dinner invite yet so can't judge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,740 Posted Wednesday at 21:09 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:09 3 minutes ago, mackem said: We ain't had a dinner invite yet so can't judge. you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,207 Posted Wednesday at 21:11 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:11 Just now, ditchman said: you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... Hey,don't be so hard on yourself,we are all miserable at times (except me),I bet your great company. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,190 Posted Wednesday at 21:19 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:19 6 minutes ago, mackem said: Hey,don't be so hard on yourself,we are all miserable at times (except me),I bet your great company. He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,190 Posted Wednesday at 21:20 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:20 42 minutes ago, ditchman said: are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ? I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,190 Posted Wednesday at 21:28 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:28 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git... I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,299 Posted Wednesday at 21:50 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:50 4 hours ago, mel b said: It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust Correctamundo Hence the term Shoot your dust 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 15,245 Posted Wednesday at 21:52 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 21:52 Bass with creamed leeks and new spuds last night leg of mince tonight 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,783 Posted Wednesday at 22:05 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 22:05 10 minutes ago, Stavross said: Bass with creamed leeks and new spuds last night leg of mince tonight I got to say "those plastic fecking trays " that's all I see when you post food pics now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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