Stavross 15,620 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Pork loin choppy things, kale and creamy mash tonight 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 (edited) 1 hour ago, mackem said: Had a nice lunch today,very tender steak. looks very nice apart from the green testicles.......dont be sad Mack you cant help being strange....Mel will be along shortly to bum you up Edited November 11 by ditchman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 28 minutes ago, Stavross said: Pork loin choppy things, kale and creamy mash tonight looks loverly ...just so nice and simple and quality cooked ingredients....love the stuff you guys put up.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 32 minutes ago, ditchman said: looks very nice apart from the green testicles.......dont be sad Mack you cant help being strange....Mel will be along shortly to bum you up I'd bum any bloke that had such fine taste in olives 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 40 minutes ago, mel b said: I'd bum any bloke that had such fine taste in olives you are a whore............you should be stuffed with Andrews liver salts for your trangressions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 29 minutes ago, ditchman said: you are a whore............you should be stuffed with Andrews liver salts for your trangressions Envy is such an ugly emotion. Dry your eyes mate , it's understandable that you're upset because I get the olive master , and you get sprouts . 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,486 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 6 minutes ago, mel b said: olive master May I interject please Mel and maybe,just maybe,educate @ditchman ? The word is oleologist (it normally pertains to an olive oil expert,but just to bamboozle the Ditch it henceforth applies to olives). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 30 minutes ago, mackem said: May I interject please Mel and maybe,just maybe,educate @ditchman ? The word is oleologist (it normally pertains to an olive oil expert,but just to bamboozle the Ditch it henceforth applies to olives). I'm getting hornier by the minute . Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground . 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,831 Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Forget to photograph the starter and main as I was so hungry 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 2 hours ago, mel b said: I'm getting hornier by the minute . Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground . did you teach your boy to talk dirty......he's a bit of an oligist aint he...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 6 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: Forget to photograph the starter and main as I was so hungry I'd be all over that cheese . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 4 hours ago, ditchman said: did you teach your boy to talk dirty......he's a bit of an oligist aint he...... Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 (edited) 2 hours ago, mel b said: Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?. i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man.....none of this foreign muck and rank olive pictures.....olive oil is good for one thing and that is in the medicine cabinate for the use of problems in the ear..departent.......and for use when one has a dry anus Edited November 12 by ditchman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,486 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 38 minutes ago, ditchman said: i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man. Manly food???The mind boggling ditchy,bon appetit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,413 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 4 hours ago, ditchman said: i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man.....none of this foreign muck and rank olive pictures.....olive oil is good for one thing and that is in the medicine cabinate for the use of problems in the ear..departent.......and for use when one has a dry anus So you only use olive oil as anal lube ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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