What's cooking?

[ditchman 2,760]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .

HHHHhhahhahahhhaahhahahahhaqhaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i was going to say something similar...'cept it would have involved a gimp mask

[mackem 26,261]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .

I was actually hanging about in Soho earlier,but just killing time for a stage show.

[ditchman 2,760]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Send food parcels,donations,anything to help me out old bean........Cash preferably?

Geoff Bell AKA Sammy.

 

wonderful command of english........

[mel b 2,240]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

Send food parcels,donations,anything to help me out old bean........Cash preferably?

Geoff Bell AKA Sammy.

 

I know who he is now mack .  I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.

[Franks dad 857]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

I was actually hanging about in Soho earlier,but just killing time for a stage show.

Ping pong balls or budgerigars ?  

[mel b 2,240]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

I was actually hanging about in Soho earlier,but just killing time for a stage show.

Yes , that's what they all say

[ditchman 2,760]

3 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Ping pong balls or budgerigars ?  

we are more of marbles and hamsters on here.....ask any pet shop boy....or mel....he has some surplus ginger this week....he got it from the tramp that shat on his veranda (orangy with no oranges)

Edited November 4 by ditchman

[mackem 26,261]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

I know who he is now mack .  I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.

Good job he ain't Danny dire (Freudian slip) innit bruh.

 

4 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Ping pong balls or budgerigars ?  

Both very tame,trust me,they pale into insignificance weighed against a midget lesbian show in the four floors of whores.

 

[mel b 2,240]

3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

we are more of marbles and hamsters on here.....ask any pet shop boy....or mel....he has some surplus ginger this week....he got it from the tramp that shat on his veranda (orangy with no oranges)

You're so f***ing jealous of my orangery and fine art collection

[mel b 2,240]

4 minutes ago, mackem said:

Good job he ain't Danny dire (Freudian slip) innit bruh.

 

Both very tame,trust me,they pale into insignificance weighed against a midget lesbian show in the four floors of whores.

 

He so wants to be a bad boy . I cringe at some of the shite he does.

[ditchman 2,760]

23 minutes ago, mel b said:

He so wants to be a bad boy . I cringe at some of the shite he does.

if he wants to be bad he needs to get into dwarf throwing.....i was quite big in the scene until i did me bleedin back in putting a bit of top spin on one of them

[mel b 2,240]

8 minutes ago, ditchman said:

if he wants to be bad he needs to get into dwarf throwing.....i was quite big in the scene until i did me bleedin back in putting a bit of top spin on one of them

I was going to tell a dwarf story , but I'm too polite .

[ditchman 2,760]

13 minutes ago, mel b said:

I was going to tell a dwarf story , but I'm too polite .

dont tell me mel.....you put an Alkersaltzer up your arris and hey pesto out it came 

[mel b 2,240]

8 hours ago, ditchman said:

dont tell me mel.....you put an Alkersaltzer up your arris and hey pesto out it came 

No , but you've just ruined my hamster story .

[jeemes 4,453]

Not being American we dont celebrate Halloween but we do like making Pumpkin soup or rather the wife does.