What's cooking?

[mel b 2,623]

7 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Not up to mackems gastronomic delights; but cheese, biscuits, pickle onions, bag of Lidls crisps and a bottle of cheap South African plonk to consume whilst watching the darts !

 

Cheers.

Top snack right there chief

[mackem 27,029]

3 minutes ago, mel b said:

I'm sorry mack , but I refuse to read anything French,  because it's French .

I've got pheasant leg curry for tea tomorrow. 

When my mrs first came to live with me , whenever I butchered pheasants,  I'd vac pac them in left leg packs , and right leg packs . I told her that I always preferred the left legs as they tasted better .  Whenever she did a curry , she'd ask me if I wanted a left leg curry , or a right leg curry. She'd even tell people that she's cooking a left leg curry for tea as they tasted better.

After the first few times , I was scared to tell her the truth , so she carried on doing left leg curries for about five years , until I'd got the bottle to tell her the truth .

I'm guessing that these days , she probably makes me a left leg curry , with a bit of spit in it .

Mel,you need to come live with me mate,if your feeling alarmed there’s helplines,I feel sad reading some of your posts.

[chartpolski 24,162]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

I'm sorry mack , but I refuse to read anything French,  because it's French .

I've got pheasant leg curry for tea tomorrow. 

When my mrs first came to live with me , whenever I butchered pheasants,  I'd vac pac them in left leg packs , and right leg packs . I told her that I always preferred the left legs as they tasted better .  Whenever she did a curry , she'd ask me if I wanted a left leg curry , or a right leg curry. She'd even tell people that she's cooking a left leg curry for tea as they tasted better.

After the first few times , I was scared to tell her the truth , so she carried on doing left leg curries for about five years , until I'd got the bottle to tell her the truth .

I'm guessing that these days , she probably makes me a left leg curry , with a bit of spit in it .

Hawk tuah curry ?

Cheers.

[chartpolski 24,162]

2 hours ago, mackem said:

Scary tasty poison,good description,a picture paints a thousand words,it’s actually mint buffalo perugu,balsamic and plain goat yoghurt,tastes fantastic.

I’m sure I had that in a dockers pub in Hendon around 1973, or maybe my mind is playing tricks on me….

Cheers.

[mackem 27,029]

2 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I’m sure I had that in a dockers pub in Hendon around 1973, or maybe my mind is playing tricks on me….

Cheers.

We both know you didn’t have something like that in Hendon in 1973 nor anywhere within 10 miles of the place,I was shoplifting in Hendon in ‘73 I was that hungry,it was the land that time forgot back then (and still is).

[chartpolski 24,162]

Do you remember an Italian place on Fawcet Street called Rino’s back around late 70’s early 80’s ? 
My oppo in Saudi was from Farringdon and when we were on leave at the same time we would have lock ins there. 
We always drank grappa and always ate gambaroni for some reason ! 
I often find my mind drifting back to those halcyon days ! LOL !

Cheers.

[mackem 27,029]

2 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Do you remember an Italian place on Fawcet Street called Rino’s back around late 70’s early 80’s ? 
My oppo in Saudi was from Farringdon and when we were on leave at the same time we would have lock ins there. 
We always drank grappa and always ate gambaroni for some reason ! 
I often find my mind drifting back to those halcyon days ! LOL !

Cheers.

No charts,that sounds mega posh for the era maws pies and saveloy dips were cordon bleu cuisine back then,we were urchins,I actually remember buying my first McDonalds with my own cash and thinking I had hit the big time lol.

[mackem 27,029]

The good old days (me in an orphanage good cheer Christmas photo). 

[chartpolski 24,162]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

No charts,that sounds mega posh for the era maws pies and saveloy dips were cordon bleu cuisine back then,we were urchins,I actually remember buying my first McDonalds with my own cash and thinking I had hit the big time lol.

I remember one time me, my Mackem pal another lad from Newcastle and two from London were all on leave together and met up at my place.

I took them for a night out that started at Tuxedo Junction and ended up on Quadrini’s Tuxedo Princess.

We were spending money like drunken sailors on shore leave, paradoxically we were on a boat !

We weren’t happy with the meal service and let it be known as we left.

Some “heavies”, dressed appropriately in tuxedos, followed us down the gangplank and said Mr Quadrini understands you aren’t happy with the night so would like to speak to you.

We were all young , fit and up for it, so went back on board expecting some serious trouble, but he couldn’t have been nicer; table laden with food and drink and paid for taxis to take us home when we finally finished 

Now it’s cheese and pickles and watching the darts ! LOL !

Cheers.

[mel b 2,623]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Mel,you need to come live with me mate,if your feeling alarmed there’s helplines,I feel sad reading some of your posts.

Will you take me to lunch every day ?

[chartpolski 24,162]

1 minute ago, mel b said:

Will you take me to lunch every day ?

You might BE lunch ! Dodgy fuckers  those Mackems ! 
Cheers, Sawney Bean .

[ditchman 2,843]

50 minutes ago, mel b said:

Will you take me to lunch every day ?

you bloody turncoat 

[mel b 2,623]

7 hours ago, mackem said:

The good old days (me in an orphanage good cheer Christmas photo). 

That must be you on the right mack. The one with the hungry look on his face , thinking if I ever get out of this orphanage,  I'm gonna eat everything in the whole world.

[mel b 2,623]

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

you bloody turncoat 

What can I say . I reckon mack would treat me like a princess.  All I get from you is hamsters and ginger .

[mackem 27,029]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

That must be you on the right mack. The one with the hungry look on his face 

That is me,times were hard.

 

8 hours ago, mel b said:

Will you take me to lunch every day ?

Lunch?Breakfast-Brunch-lunch-Dinner-supper (and snacks if you ever feel peckish).