lurcherman 887 13,136 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 12 hours ago, mackem said: f***ing hell,that’s high praise from you,you feeling alright?What about the olives?Steak is Kobe A5 melt in the mouth succulent,that 15% off sealed the deal. Show us something you’ve cooked Michelin chefs don’t count 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,412 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said: Show us something you’ve cooked Michelin chefs don’t count You know that beautiful garden you worked on a few weeks ago,why didn’t the owner maintain it himself?I can’t cook Michelin star scran,but I can afford to pay someone to serve me a plate up,there endeth the sermon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pewit 970 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 4 minutes ago, mackem said: You know that beautiful garden you worked on a few weeks ago,why didn’t the owner maintain it himself?I can’t cook Michelin star scran,but I can afford to pay someone to serve me a plate up,there endeth the sermon. Was it the Lotto or Euromillions pal? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,136 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 38 minutes ago, mackem said: You know that beautiful garden you worked on a few weeks ago,why didn’t the owner maintain it himself?I can’t cook Michelin star scran,but I can afford to pay someone to serve me a plate up,there endeth the sermon. Just knock something up and get a pic on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,412 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 2 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Just knock something up and get a pic on The kitchen hasn’t been used in a while,far too complex,dishwashing and all that jazz,what are you eating today,owt nice? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,843 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 51 minutes ago, mackem said: You know that beautiful garden you worked on a few weeks ago,why didn’t the owner maintain it himself?I can’t cook Michelin star scran,but I can afford to pay someone to serve me a plate up,there endeth the sermon. Mack..............knock up a nice stir fry...go on ...i bet you can... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,412 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: Mack..............knock up a nice stir fry...go on ...i bet you can... Jesus Christ,the big dog has arrived lol.I can knock up a very nice stir fry,learnt how to do so while living in HK BUT……..We are going out to lunch,and I am only eating once a day,I might do it one day next week (or I might not) I will certainly show you how to cook a salmon in September,how’s that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,136 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 19 minutes ago, mackem said: The kitchen hasn’t been used in a while,far too complex,dishwashing and all that jazz,what are you eating today,owt nice? Oats almonds flax blueberries and banana shake this morning, Piri chicken and rice halloumi for lunch and dinners undecided maybe cottage pie. Water and multi vitamin vit b12, and most importantly starburst gelato 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,412 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 2 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Oats almonds flax blueberries and banana shake this morning, Piri chicken and rice halloumi for lunch and dinners undecided maybe cottage pie. Water and multi vitamin vit b12, and most importantly starburst gelato The shake sounds like something I would have for breakfast,and the rice halloumi sounds a bit of me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,136 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 minute ago, mackem said: The shake sounds like something I would have for breakfast,and the rice halloumi sounds a bit of me. Lovely they are mate,blend the oats almonds and flax to a powder add 500ml milk then banana and frozen blueberries, very nice and filling. 800 cals low fat high protein. il put a pic up of lunch later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,771 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 (edited) Saturday breakfast club with my lad. 20 b*stard quid! Could eat for a week at weatherspoons for that!!! Edited July 13 by DIDO.1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,383 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Pewit said: Was it the Lotto or Euromillions pal? How feckin dare you . Mackem was one of the hardest working male escorts , that the world has ever seen . I'll admit , his knees are shagged , he has no tonsils left , and his bum hole is like a wizards sleeve , but he made a lot of old men very happy , and he has a fantastic pension . Sorry mack. Ditchman made me do it . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,412 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 1 minute ago, lurcherman 887 said: Lovely they are mate,blend the oats almonds and flax to a powder add 500ml milk then banana and frozen blueberries, very nice and filling. 800 cals low fat high protein. il put a pic up of lunch later. Don’t get a Michelin star chef to cook your rice halloumi k?I can tell if your cheating. 800 calories for that?You must be in training?I was counting calories from a menu before ordering yesterday. 2 minutes ago, mel b said: How feckin dare you . Mackem was one of the hardest working male escorts , that the world has ever seen . I'll admit , his knees are shagged , he has no tonsils left , and his bum hole is like a wizards sleeve , but he made a lot of old men very happy , and he has a fantastic pension . Sorry mack. Ditchman made me do it . basically that’s the story mate,the good old days. 6 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: Saturday breakfast club with my lad. 20 b*stard quid! Could eat for a week at weatherspoons for that!!! That’s nice Dido,breakfast with your son cherish the time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,136 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 8 minutes ago, mackem said: Don’t get a Michelin star chef to cook your rice halloumi k?I can tell if your cheating. 800 calories for that?You must be in training?I was counting calories from a menu before ordering yesterday. basically that’s the story mate,the good old days. That’s nice Dido,breakfast with your son cherish the time. No Michelin men here yet mate,and yeah 800 cals I don’t eat enough and can go all day without food no problem but as hitting gym need the cals. And that shake is the perfect start to any man’s day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,771 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 9 minutes ago, mackem said: That’s nice Dido,breakfast with your son cherish the time. Your right.... sometimes forget to realise how important it is to enjoy every moment 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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