ditchman 2,677 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Just now, mel b said: Nnnnoooooo , don't feckin ask him tooooooooooooo feckin late mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,049 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: they make a gay version of the buger as well...its served with the waitors erect penis in it....."with jizz sir or without jizz sir ? " Ummmmm yeah,I don’t eat at such establishments to be brutally honest,are you Ditchshitters son perchance? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,677 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 24 minutes ago, mackem said: Ummmmm yeah,I don’t eat at such establishments to be brutally honest,are you Ditchshitters son perchance? nope ..im fat sarah's ex boyfriend............she taught me alot of stuff back then 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,049 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 minute ago, ditchman said: .I'm fat sarah's ex boyfriend............ Pics of fat sarah just to authenticate your story? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 918 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 minute ago, mackem said: Pics of fat sarah just to authenticate your story? naked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,049 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 5 minutes ago, mr moocher said: naked Good lord no remember “fat” Sarah,the name is descriptive,fully clothed with an extra layer will do just fine for her bona fides. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,087 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, mackem said: Pics of fat sarah just to authenticate your story? For fecks sake don't do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,087 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, mackem said: Good lord no remember “fat” Sarah,the name is descriptive,fully clothed with an extra layer will do just fine for her bona fides. Can you remember that we'll known hairy wrestling god " giant haystacks " ? , well fat sarah is a bit like him , only , fatter , sweatier , and not as pretty . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 6,844 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Lil steaky steak 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,706 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Cheeky haggis supper 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,677 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 minute ago, Borr said: Cheeky haggis supper i love haggis and bashed neaps...........supreme 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,529 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 4 hours ago, mackem said: Ummmmm yeah,I don’t eat at such establishments to be brutally honest,are you Ditchshitters son perchance? No his from Norfolk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,049 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 8 hours ago, waltjnr said: No his from Norfolk Ahhhhh,that explains it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,677 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 my gawd Macken is a bleedin 'obbit.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,049 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 20 minutes ago, ditchman said: my gawd Macken is a bleedin 'obbit.... No sir, my feet have regular annual checkups by a podiatrist, the feet in the pic are from a corpse washed up on the beach at great Yarmouth. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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