Blackmag 6,095 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 How's he managing to keep looking her in the eye like he does Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,800 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, shaaark said: My ex brother in law was into king crimson. Remember listening to the album, 'in the court of the crimson king', with him donkeys years ago, when he was 'searching for himself' lol That was the only album of theirs I've listened to. Somewhat thought provoking at the time Only one I've heard, my mates older brother used to play it round his when I was about 13/14, many years back Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,806 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Blackmag said: How's he managing to keep looking her in the eye like he does Lucky to keep an eye ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pengelli 371 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 you could hang a wet german army parka off them with sand in the pockets 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, ArchieHood said: Like Scammell wheel nuts....... Do you tap them with a hammer see if they are loose ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Do you tap them with a hammer see if they are loose ? They have to be tweaked.....clockwise. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,789 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 24 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: They have to be tweaked.....clockwise. Gently, with your teeth 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,789 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Or not so gently, if you're feeling a tad 'boisterous' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, shaaark said: Gently, with your teeth while humming.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, shaaark said: Or not so gently, if you're feeling a tad 'boisterous' Or growling....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,789 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, ArchieHood said: Or growling....... With '21st century schizoid man' playing in the background!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 All fun and games until you realise she's dried up.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,789 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Greb147 said: All fun and games until you realise she's dried up.... There's always spit, for just such occasions mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, shaaark said: There's always spit, for just such occasions mate I suppose spit is adequate for some members. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,789 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Greb147 said: I suppose spit is adequate for some members. Or you could just ride 'roughshod' over her, and go in 'dry'. It's always good to feel a bit of 'resistance' in some of these older bints Edited January 12, 2021 by shaaark 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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