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bloody lighters ran out of gas, cant find any matches and all i've got is a zippo that i've never used because i always forget to buy petrol fluid for it,

 

so not fancying going to bed without my usual smoke i found the only flammable liquid in the house

 

the cheap nasty aftershave that granny bought me for christmas :thumbs:

 

and waheyyy the zippo works :toast:

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lol....i always have a smoke in bed....before i go to sleep....and as soon as my eyes open again in the morning... :drag: ..so the last time my lighter packed in.....i took the toaster to bed with me.. :laugh::laugh:

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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lol....i always have a smoke in bed....before i go to sleep....and as soon as my eyes open again in the morning... :drag: ..so the last time my lighter packed in.....i took the toaster to bed with me.. :laugh::laugh:

 

If you took the toast to bed with you you could of had a fag and breccy in bed. :laugh:

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lol....i always have a smoke in bed....before i go to sleep....and as soon as my eyes open again in the morning... :drag: ..so the last time my lighter packed in.....i took the toaster to bed with me.. :laugh::laugh:

 

:laugh: saves going down stairs in the morning for breakfast if you take up the bread aswell :laugh::laugh:

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